The Hive is (realy) Dead! Long Live the Hive Mind!

[Aurora]

My doctor doesn't want me to travel. I may say screw-it and make a day trip to GenCon anyways. It's only 1.5 hours away. We'll see.

I found out yesterday that our tenants are gamers. Small world.

 

[Bloosquig]

I'll mail you 20 bucks if you give birth on one of the gaming tables there.


But seriously, that would be an interesting spot to be born.

 

[Aurora]

Well I'm glad your available to talk to now frogman.

Here's a little question for everyone (by which I mean you two lol)

If you could add any template which one would you add?

And another thought that just occured to me is what would pregnancy be considered for a dnd character? A template? Some kind of "disease" or other weirdness? Just kinda curious what your thoughts are.

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my wife bought our son a shirt that said "my dad's a nerd"

We don't really do templates.

In the real world, pregnancy is considered a disability. For some it is, considering how much it can screw up a woman's body. I guess you could do something like if you had a pregnant PC they could roll randomly every day to see how they are feeling. LOL Pretty much fits with how my pregnancy has gone. Some days good. Some days not so good. On bad days they could say "be fatigued" and take a -2 to everything they do or something like that.

 

[Bloosquig]

"We were on the fifth floor of the chaos dragon's temple when the wizard teleported out without warning. We later learned she had developed a sudden hankering for the Dancing Pony's famous double fried chicken with chocolate coating."

 

[hafrogman]

Well I'm glad your available to talk to now frogman.

Well that makes my only problem my utter lack of ability to start a conversation.

If you could add any template which one would you add?

Hmmm, I'm tempted to just say winged, because I hate driving, so a nice fly speed would be useful. But really, I suppose I should be power-gamey and say paragon. If I had the option to remove it again at will, Kaiju from Dragon Magazine would be fun, too

And another thought that just occured to me is what would pregnancy be considered for a dnd character? A template? Some kind of "disease" or other weirdness? Just kinda curious what your thoughts are.

I think certain things defy D&D rules, and have to be just shoe-horned in. If it's a template, it would have to be "aquired", but then be able to be "de-aquired" 40 weeks later. And as a disease, no paladin would ever get pregnant. Mostly it would be it's own things. Increased food needs, odd cravings, reduced dex, swollen ankles, etc.

my wife bought our son a shirt that said "my dad's a nerd"

Too cute!

 

[Bloosquig]

Apparently my son is being insubordinate with just my wife around. Well, as insubordinate as you can be without being able to talk or move yourself around. He's getting teeth in though so I guess he's been biting her occasionally when she tries to feed him and just being fussy all around. I suppose if I was teething again I'd be a bit of a handful too.

 

[hafrogman]

I guess he's been biting her occasionally when she tries to feed him and just being fussy all around. I suppose if I was teething again I'd be a bit of a handful too.

I will not make inappropriate comments about Bloosquig biting his wife.
I will not make inappropriate comments about Bloosquig biting his wife.
I will not make inappropriate comments about Bloosquig biting his wife.
I will not make inappropriate comments about Bloosquig biting his wife.
I will not make inappropriate comments about Bloosquig biting his wife.

 

[Aurora]

Apparently my son is being insubordinate with just my wife around. Well, as insubordinate as you can be without being able to talk or move yourself around. He's getting teeth in though so I guess he's been biting her occasionally when she tries to feed him and just being fussy all around. I suppose if I was teething again I'd be a bit of a handful too.

Hopefully he doesn't keep that up too long. Too much of that and I would switch to pumping instead of nursing. LOL

 

[Aurora]

I will not make inappropriate comments about Bloosquig biting his wife.
I will not make inappropriate comments about Bloosquig biting his wife.
I will not make inappropriate comments about Bloosquig biting his wife.
I will not make inappropriate comments about Bloosquig biting his wife.
I will not make inappropriate comments about Bloosquig biting his wife.

That kind of biting might be different.

 

[hafrogman]

Hopefully he doesn't keep that up too long. Too much of that and I would switch to pumping instead of nursing. LOL

I will not make inappropriate comments about Bloosquig pumping his wife.
I will not make inappropriate comments about Bloosquig pumping his wife.
I will not make inappropriate comments about Bloosquig pumping his wife.
I will not make inappropriate comments about Bloosquig pumping his wife.
I will not make inappropriate comments about Bloosquig pumping his wife.

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This is just going to go downhill quickly.