The Hive is (realy) Dead! Long Live the Hive Mind!

[Horacio]

My current limits are between age-6 and age+3


But well, I'm a single daddy who takes care of his daughter alone, that scares many young single ladies...

 

[Dog Moon]

Jack Nicholson had some advice on the ideal age of your girlfriend. I hope I remember the formula correctly. I believe its:

1) Take your age.
2) Divide by 2.
3) Add 7.

Hrm, 19. That's totally the perfect age for me. Think I might need to go back to college to pick up some 19 year olds.

 

[Dog Moon]

It's not morning already is it? I want to go back to bed.

Not me. For once I actually got a decent amount of sleep. Surprisingly, I came home last night, went to sleep, and though I thought I was going to wake up early, I awoke like 2 minutes before my alarm was set to go off. 12 hours of sleep last night!

 

[HellHound]

Morning Hive.

Today I have to finish off my submission to the Campaign Builder's Guide forums for their "A New Frontier" contest.

Oh yeah, and work.

Was woken up this morning by the kitten. My wife threw a beany baby horse at my face, and the kitten pursued it, overshot, and smacked right into my face - then hooked a claw into my lip and couldn't get it out.

My lip is somewhat swollen.

 

[The_Warlock]

Sounds like some kind of basis for an alternate reality wildlife documentary..."Cute, Klutzy, and Terrible!"

 

[kenobi65]

Jack Nicholson had some advice on the ideal age of your girlfriend. I hope I remember the formula correctly. I believe its:

1) Take your age.
2) Divide by 2.
3) Add 7.

This yields a 28-year-old girlfriend for me.

Which could be hot, though my wife would kill me.

OTOH, that's a 14-year gap. Which is kinda creepy, given that that's how much older than me my first girlfriend was (see above).

 

[fett527]

Morning Hive.

Today I have to finish off my submission to the Campaign Builder's Guide forums for their "A New Frontier" contest.

Oh yeah, and work.

Was woken up this morning by the kitten. My wife threw a beany baby horse at my face, and the kitten pursued it, overshot, and smacked right into my face - then hooked a claw into my lip and couldn't get it out.

My lip is somewhat swollen.

I hear Bushmill's is pretty much a cure-all.

 

[HellHound]

I hear Bushmill's is pretty much a cure-all.

That it is. However, I seem to be out.

However, I do have a bottle of Merry's around. Which will do at least as well.

 

[fett527]

That it is. However, I seem to be out.

However, I do have a bottle of Merry's around. Which will do at least as well.

Then what are you complaining about! Get on with the self-medicating!

 

[HellHound]

Not so much a complaint, just a description of this morning.

This afternoon involves drinking whiskey, watching my daughter do the dishes, and updating the school calendar for the e-school.

Listening to punk rock music really loudly, of course.

There are benefits to a home office.