The Hive is (realy) Dead! Long Live the Hive Mind!

[Aurora]

CSI premieres tonight!

 

[The_Warlock]

I can't play favorites, I'll need to see your EVIL qualifications.

Ooh, ooh! I murdertated (but neither exploditated nor decapaploded) the hench(wo)man and fiance of one of the PCs in my Campaign, and have made giving the body of the deceased willingly to a fiendish book as a new body to possess in exchange for passage to the foes who intend to destroy the world the most palatable of the available deals. Oh, and they know for a fact that the book will betray them once they have passed the magic barrier and will have to kill the body of their former companion to succeed.

 

[hafrogman]

What does Bilbo's age at his going away party have to do with it?

Sometimes I get carried away with my 1337ness. Sorry.

And personally, I vote for OddJob, best worst weapon ever...

True, but Igor can by fun ath well. Provideth a whole new meaning to the word lickthpittle.

 

[The_Warlock]

True, but Igor can by fun ath well. Provideth a whole new meaning to the word lickthpittle.

But can you do the Marty Feldman eyes?

 

[hafrogman]

I can't play favorites, I'll need to see your EVIL qualifications.

I of course have no documented evil acts to report. And I never will, as long as they don't find the bodies.

But I have henched before, including a brief portion of time wherein I was my own henchperson. Darn leadership feat.

 

[hafrogman]

But can you do the Marty Feldman eyes?

I'm not sure what those are, but I've got a hunch.

 

[The_Warlock]

I'm not sure what those are, but I've got a hunch.

Googley...

 

[hafrogman]

Googley...

Yeah, I do actually know. I didn't even have to Google'em. I just couldn't pass up to oportunity for the world's worst pun.

Nor could I in this post either. I think I have a problem.


Hi, my name's John . . . and I'm a punaholic.

 

[The_Warlock]

I think I have a problem.

Nah, there's no problem here...though you may be related to Abby Normal.

 

[hafrogman]

Nah, there's no problem here...though you may be related to Abby Normal.

Not to the best of my knowledge. I belong to the Mal family. That's me, good ol' Abner Mal.