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[Dog Moon]

I think so. Or a Heckler Signal.

I really don't want to know what sort of signal could signal a perv. Can't be anything good, of this I am sure.

 

[Aeson]

I really don't want to know what sort of signal could signal a perv. Can't be anything good, of this I am sure.

That is wise.

 

[Bloosquig]

Like the Batsignal? Some kind of vaguely phallic light shown on the moon in the middle of the night to let all the perv's know they're needed?

 

[Aeson]

Like the Batsignal? Some kind of vaguely phallic light shown on the moon in the middle of the night to let all the perv's know they're needed?

We're summoning straight men. Vaguely phallic shaped might not work.

 

[Bloosquig]

Summoning straight men is easier. Try "Free beer" "XXX dancers" and "Fantasy Football Lea gue".

 

[Dog Moon]

Huh, weird: Like a Virgin Ignore the video and only listen to the music. The first has nothing to do with the second and the second is just...wierd.

 

[Aurora]

*Yawns*

I have been feeling tired all the time now for some reason.

*Yawns again*

Do you have Mono Galeros?

 

[hafrogman]

Summoning straight men is easier. Try "Free beer" "XXX dancers" and "Fantasy Football League".

Hrm....

Geez, only one out of three. And really, I'd prefer something a bit more. . . participatory than the dancers. I must not be very straight at all.

 

[hafrogman]

Do you have Mono Galeros?

It almost sounds like a disease in its own right. Perhaps we should document his symptoms and enter a paper into medical review journal.

Then we could invent a pill to cure the new disease and make millions!


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[Dog Moon]

Or perhaps he just might, you know, need to get some sleep.


Just a thought.