The Hive is (realy) Dead! Long Live the Hive Mind!

[megamania]

My wife has some indian blood (american) so she rarely burns. As a Scot, one says the word sun and I burn. Say son and I redden.

 

[megamania]

I don't either. Karma does a good job of taking care of any payback....

I must have been a baaaaad person in my past several lives then......

 

[megamania]

Can't say as I've received either. I generally wait until I'm fairly sure of the response before attempting anything.

But I did once conceive of a contest with my friends whereby you go to a bar, and using only words (no contact) you attempt to get yourself slapped by using the most offensive pickup line that you can invent. Whoever gets slapped quickest wins.

I had a friend in college that would have done well with this. More than once i got in line with a cashier just after he left and she would be grumbling and sputtering aweful. Some of the things he used to do now surprise me that I put up with it at the time.

 

[megamania]

All are gone again and this is my fourth post in a row so I'm off and away to cause mischief elsewhere.

 

[hafrogman]

With the followup of "Prepare to be boarded!".

Um, sure, because that's exactly what I meant. Something that clean and innocent.

 

[hafrogman]

I had a friend in college that would have done well with this. More than once i got in line with a cashier just after he left and she would be grumbling and sputtering aweful. Some of the things he used to do now surprise me that I put up with it at the time.

Yeah, it never ceases to amaze me how confident/outrageous/offensive some people can be when pursuing. I'd never say some of these things to anyone. . . unless I really was trying to get slapped.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Whats happening hivers?

 

[hafrogman]

Ah. . . red snapper. . . very tasty. Now, Ms. Weaver, you can take your red snapper, or you can trade it for what's in the box that Hiro-san is carrying down the steps right now!

Uh, I'll take the box! The box!

Let's see what's in the box!

Whats happening hivers?

...

NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

STUPID! YOU'RE SO STUPID!

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Ah. . . red snapper. . . very tasty. Now, Ms. Weaver, you can take your red snapper, or you can trade it for what's in the box that Hiro-san is carrying down the steps right now!

Uh, I'll take the box! The box!

Let's see what's in the box!



...

NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

STUPID! YOU'RE SO STUPID!

I guees I shouldn't come back to the hive.

 

[hafrogman]

I guees I shouldn't come back to the hive.

If you can't take a UHF quote, then you're no good to me anyways.