The Hive is (realy) Dead! Long Live the Hive Mind!

[Talislan]

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Afternoon Hive.

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is it just me or has this place been a bit quiet the last couple of days?

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OK question for anyone who can be bothered... do I a) go to train my Kung-Fu tonight or b):Revisit NWN(1) with something other than Ranger in the character mix (I know, but I likes mi two weapon fightin')

so that's Kung Fu or NWN

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anyone
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oh yeah help if I post this I guess

 

[Blackrat]

I pick...
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Um...
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Option C

 

[Talislan]

I pick...
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Um...
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Option C

And a most excellent choice as well Mr Rat. Option C it is.

...now if I can just find an umpa-lumpa on a pogo stick I'm all set.

 

[Blackrat]

And a most excellent choice as well Mr Rat. Option C it is.

...now if I can just find an umpa-lumpa on a pogo stick I'm all set.

But how are you going to get an emmental ball fit into champagne bottle ?

 

[Talislan]

Oh darn and blast! I forgot the emmental imbuing kit!
do you think it will matter to much if I use 'tube' cheese paste or stringy cheese instead? :\

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......er ..where am I?

 

[Blackrat]

Ofcourse it matters! You can't use tube-cheese! It's not even real cheese!...



...On the other hand. If you...


...No that wouln't....

Hmmm...

Yes, but ofcourse...

I got it...

Oh sorry, never mind. I'll just take over the world now, don't mind me, I'm just a harmless little rat.

*Whistling*

 

[Talislan]

All HAIL LORD RATTY VON BLACKRAT!

Miniscule conqueror of the world without it even noticing, almost!

May your vast army of distractionary umpa Lumpa's on pogo sticks bring you all the cheese not of a tube as they bounce the cosmos to your indomitable will.

or words to that effect.

Well done. You win.

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anyone for slinky tennis?

 

[Blackrat]

Nah, this was a lousy world, you can have it, I'll go find a warmer one. Maybe Venus...

*Bursts into an incoherent evil laughter*


BTW, how does one play slinky tennis?

 

[Talislan]

I don't know. Thought it might prove an interesting experiment.

Just think, the development of a pointless sport involving springs and ladies struggling to control them whilst wearing only a few flimsy bits of white cotton.

There must be a niche for it in some small corner of the universe. I will be a Googolinaire before I know it!

oooh! MINDSTORM! the ultimate boys toy...........


.....wait for it.....


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.......REMOTE CONTROLLED SLINKY SPRING RACERS!

That's it I am going home to invent them now. You can have Venus. Just sit back and watch as the ladies come a-runnin to admire my sleek slinky boredom beating auto re-tumbling (Yes that's what I said folks!you heard it here first) totally transmorphable SLINKY SPRING-RACER - DELUXE GALAXY LTD EDITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WITH BELLS ON!!!!!!!!

May require supervision by a registered nurse. batteries not included. mains chargeable whilst offers last.

 

[Blackrat]

I have a nagging suspicion that four days in a row of 12 hour workdays has had some irrepairable effect on my sanity. Maybe I should go home soon. At least I can sleep in tomorrow.