The Hive is (realy) Dead! Long Live the Hive Mind!

[Darth K'Trava]

Oh, man. Your DM definetly isn't using the Wealth by Level table in DMG. Unless you've got some big magic items lying around.

One of my DMs was notorious for giving us little cash in our previous campaign. It was a struggle to get +1 weapons at near the appropriate level. He also had given the dwarf fighter a vorpal axe so early on; guess he was still stuck in 2e mentality or something.... :shrug:

 

[Dog Moon]

If writing a novel is something you's like to accomplish, then just do it.

Agreed. I wrote a book a while ago. Took me years to do it, but it was enjoyable. While I have no idea if it's any good or not, it was still a hobby for a while and that was the most important thing to me. Haven't done anything to get it published though. Probably could try, but the entire actions of typing it out were enough for me.

IIRC, it was about 925k words.

 

[Dog Moon]

Oh and while I don't expect any more to be published, I finished another story which needs to be highly edited and probably added to since then and have about 4 more in different stages of completion. Haven't really been in the mood recently to do anything about them though. Guess I got tired of it or something.

 

[Dog Moon]

Hey, and I just noticed that today is Jdvn1's birthday. Happy birthday!

And now the question I want to know is, if you're reading this, is this only your birthday or is this the birthday of all your clones? I'm just curious because the amount of cake necessary to feed the entire collective of Jdvn1 clones must be MASSIVE!

And no, I will not buy every single one of them a b-day gift. There are too many of them and not enough money in my pocket. Sorry.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Whats happening Dog Moon?

 

[Dog Moon]

Whats happening Dog Moon?

Well, I was on my lunchbreak, but NOW, I just got home and first thing I did was open up my daily internet websites, of which the Hive specifically is one of them.

 

[Blackrat]

Hey y'all. [Schwarzenegger]"I told you I'd be back"[/Schwarzenegger]

 

[Jdvn1]

Hey, and I just noticed that today is Jdvn1's birthday. Happy birthday!

Thanks! I'm a quarter century now!

And now the question I want to know is, if you're reading this, is this only your birthday or is this the birthday of all your clones? I'm just curious because the amount of cake necessary to feed the entire collective of Jdvn1 clones must be MASSIVE!

Well, it's not all contained in one place, either. Mind you, if one cake can feed 10 people (and, it can easily feed more), then it's not much of a problem to assign cake duty to some clones... I don't have them all eat cake, of course, because (a) they don't need sustenance (handy for Otu's plans that involve poison) and (2) that much cake and that many ingredients would surely throw the economies of the world out of whack.

They don't all celebrate the same birthday, as more are continually being made. There isn't enough time in one day to make them all (though, it's certainly a staggering amount how many can be made in one day).

And no, I will not buy every single one of them a b-day gift. There are too many of them and not enough money in my pocket. Sorry.

How about for 1% of them? Nah, we're not that greedy anyways. We understand people have monetary constraints.

Anyways, just popping in!

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Thats not much of a problem if their front paws are declawed.

They also go outside, so declawing is not an option. And usually the "tearing up" is by knocking stuff over while chasing each other all over the place.

 

[Talislan]

Happy Birthday Jdvn1!