The Hive is (realy) Dead! Long Live the Hive Mind!

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LogicsFate said:
Ahh, kids, is it wrong to not admire and feel jelosy for parents?


My daughter wanted to play basket ball.

We bought her clothes and shoes for it.

I had to move my game day around to fit the game schedule.

She now refuses to go.

why? She doesn't like the baggy shorts.


She is grounded.

When the wife gets home I will be grounded

The entire weekend is a waste.

because the shorts are not fashionable to her.


%&$@# Basket ball shorts are all baggy!!!!!!!

&^%*$#@ her and her sense of fashion.

I am furious with her.





There it is said. Now maybe I can calm down. I've been wound up for 1 1/2 hours over this now.
 

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megamania said:
I'm drawing a blank. Course right now I am angry with my daughter so my thinking process is screwed up.

Ouch, that sucks.

Anyway, a haiku is a lined verse as above:

5 syllables,
7
and then 5 again.

Quick little thing.
 


Well....

I have been putting this off for a while now.

I am once more DMing a PbP game. It plays to my unique sense of style and play.


THE DRAGON”S HOARD
PbP
EN WORLD

2007 SERIES


The Folks that brought you The World Below now proudly bring you a new beginners edition of their hit arcane game- The Dragon’s Hoard. You and your team will compete against three other teams to collect 3 flags and survive a deadly dungeon. There will be occupants, traps and adventure along with surprises good and bad all in the spirit of entertainment and good planar family fun!

This season’s theme will be a ruined city and the surrounding environments. Teams will enter the arena from four opposite corners noted by the colors of Red, Purple, Blue or Green. Each team will carry a flag of that color. Within each quadrant is another flag uniquely marked. To win the event one must only collect three flags and present them to a Dragon’s Hoard representative. These representatives can be found throughout the dungeon.

To collect a flag, one can either find flags through exploration of their and other team’s sections or “attain” them from other team’s misfortunes. These misfortunes include accidents from creatures, traps, in-fighting and of course ambush. Though there are clerics on call at all times there is no guarantee one will survive the Dragon’s Hoard Arcane Game ™. If a cleric of this event is called in to resurrect you, you will be penalized. Penalties are given by a spring of a wheel. They range from gold, magic and even removal from the game.

Are you ready to explore and compete in the Dragon’s Hoard Arcane Game?


Legalese-
There will be 4 PCs per team. PCs are to be 5th level between classes and ECLs

Point Buy system 32 points

Races, Classes, Prestige Classes, Skills, Feats, Spells, Powers, Equipment and anything else like this need to come from the following list of materials-

Player’s Handbook 3.5
DMG 3.5
Monster Manual 3.5
Extended Psionics
Spell Compendium
Complete Adventurer, Arcane, Divine, Psionics, and Warrior.

Starting Money is 50,000 gold. These items must be found within these books (no new creations though one can use feats to attain items cheaper if they are listed within one of the above 10 books)

WHEN POSTED MAKE SMALL PRINT
However Dragon’s Hoard Arcane Game may pull items and creatures from any resource including world specific material.

More rules-
EMPLOYEES
It is illegal to harm or interfere with an employed member of Dragon’s Hoard Arcane Game. These members will be marked with ribbons or badges. Penalties range from instant death to the directing of troubled individuals and creatures to your location.
Employees are often clerics and also maintenance and Animal Handlers. There are also reporters and judges that can be found within the dungeon. There will also be various constructs used to monitor the events within the game. Though not covered by the same laws and rules as other employees, we take it personally when we must rebuild them again.

TUNNELS
Within Dragon’s Hoard: Ruins there are many tunnels and secret passageways. Most of these are for you use and discovery if found and won. However, there are some tunnels for employee use only. There are penalties for illegal use of these tunnels. These range from instant death to rejection of the game.

EN WORLD VIEWING DISCLAIMER.
Maps will be in common use for this game. Maps of the arena, battle grounds, rooms and lairs. These will be provided for ease of both the DM and players. Please keep this in mind if you have a slow outdated dinosaur of a computer like the DM

We hope you watch, participate and enjoy the newest edition of Dragon’s Hoard: The Ruins Arcane Game.



Whatcha think?
 

Just thought I would briefly pop in and say boo to everyone for a sec ... be back on Tuesday or so!

On the TWELTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS!!! .... etc., etc., :D
 


megamania said:
I'll sell someone my 11 year old daughter......







okay.




I'll give her away
I'd offer to take her off your hands. I can't take care of myself so I know I can't take care of a kid.
 

Thats okay. I need the tax write-off anyway. ;)


She has apoligized and the such. I'm still annoyed at her but that is all a part of parenting. To think, she still has 15 months before becoming a teenager. THAT is when the fun will really begin.
 

Oh- and by the way, if anyone cares.....

I have rigged up a new light at the computer. I can see the keyboard again at night! Yeah for me.
 


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