The Hive is (realy) Dead! Long Live the Hive Mind!

[Aeson]

Poor Dog Moon. His last word ever typed was 'eyes' and he couldn't even finish it...

I say Mega in the hivemind with the wrench.

 

[Mycanid]

Well, at least it wasn't Mycanid in the greenhouse with the garden rake again. :\

 

[megamania]

I and most professional killers and at times sociopaths prefer the adamantine chainsaw in the backyard.

 

[megamania]

...and don't forget- the body is placed in a deep pit filled with lime. A few years and no one will know....



...and you know NOTHING......right? taps saw handle.

 

[Aeson]

I'm the dashing young hero of the story. I survived until the end of the movie.

 

[megamania]

Made this guy last night.... here is a killer.... with no Will save.

½ DRAGON / ½ IRON GOLEM OGRE (REPTILIAN)
INIT-3 SP30 / Fly 40 ave [NO RUN] AC24 (TO24 FT23 ) AL CE CR 20
HD 4d10+12d10+247 (353)
Large Construct (Dragon - Reptilian) Fit 12 SAVES F+22 R+1 W+4
S50 D04 C39 I04 W10 C04
ATTACKS / DAM Huge Great Falchion of Speed +34 melee 4d6+25 (2hd +35)Crit 15-20 x2
OR Claw +33 melee 1d6+20 damage
FULL ROUND Huge Great Falchion of Speed +34/+34/+29/+24 melee 4d6+25 (2hd +35) Crit 15-20 x2
OR Claw (x2) +33 melee 1d6+20 damage
AND BITE +33 melee 1d8+13
BASE ATT / GRAPPLE: +14 /+36
ARMOR 24 (-1 sz, -3 dex, Stud Leather+2 (3), +11 NAC+1 Deflect, +1 Insight)
SPEC ATT nada
SPEC QUA Large Size Lift rate x2
Base speed 40
Dark Vision: 60ft
Low Light Vision
Racial HD 4d10
+7 NAC
Scent
Hold breathe in Water : normal x2
BREATH WEAPON (SU): 1/day 6d8 Fire 30ft Cone of Fire
REF DC 10+2+CON Mod (+10) 22
BREATH WEAPON (SU): Poisonous Gas 1d4+1 rds 10ft Cone
1d4 CON and secondary = DEATH
FORT DC 10+1/2 HD+CON MOD (22)
IMMUNITIES (EX): Sleep, Paral and FIRE
DAMAGE REDUCTION: 31 / +2 (+25 then +6 Roll with it Feat)
Rust Vulnibility
MAGIC IMMUNITY (SU): COMPLETE MAGIC RESISTANCE
FACE / REACH 10 / 10
SKILLS Bal -1, Climb +21, Hide –7, Jump +20, List +4, Spot +0
FEATS (+14 total) Cleave, Greater Cleave, Greater W Focus:G F,
Greater W Spec: G F, Improv Crit: G F, Monkey Grip, Power Att,
Power Crit, Roll With It x3, Toughness, Weapon Focus: Great F.,
Weapon Spec: G F
TREASURE standard (CR 20 = 80,000)
Huge Great Falchion+1 Speed [32,000]
Amulet of Health +6 [32,000]
Ring of Prot+1 [4000]
Ioun Stone: Dusty Rose +1 Insight bonus to AC [5000]
Stud Leather +2 [4000]
3000 GOLD remain
LANGUAGE Common, Giant
BOOK / PAGE MM3.5 199 Reptilian Template S Species 128 ½ Dragon MM3.5 146 ½ Golem MM II 210 PHB Fighter
NOTES: Created by Xulo-12 as a powerful fighter. Why waste the
fleshbag if it is a strong tool

 

[megamania]

I'm the dashing young hero of the story. I survived until the end of the movie.

the one with four beautiful but dumb girls whom as soon as there is one body decide they will stay in the house and defend themselves with a baseball bat instead of calling police or getting the hell outta there.

 

[megamania]

I didn't think any one was around. I was about to run off. How goes it?

 

[Aeson]

How do you make a 1/2 iron golem?

 

[Aeson]

the one with four beautiful but dumb girls whom as soon as there is one body decide they will stay in the house and defend themselves with a baseball bat instead of calling police or getting the hell outta there.

And I get it on with them all.