Just thought I'd share the funniest thing I've seen in months:
I went bowling tonight (I'm in a league), and before practice began, I took an opportunity to jog into the Men's room for some relief.
As I pony up to the urinal, the only other guy in there is this teenager with ultrabaggy shorts who is heading for the hot-air blower/hand-dryer.
Apparently, his aim was errant, and he..."missed"...and was now trying to dry his shorts off.
Unfortunately, the blower was motion activated...meaning he had to have one leg propped up on the sink's counter while he repeatedly thrust his lower body at the blower's sensors.
I was in tears...