The HIVE knows when you are sleeping.

[Mustrum_Ridcully]

Arrr matey! Why be ye not talkin' like a pirate

I dunno how!

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

Avast! What be this landlubber popping on me deck?

Cap'n Tallarn reportin' for Pirate Duty on this most becomin' of days.

Arrrr!

 

[Blackrat]

I dunno how!

Arrr! Thar be help for ye landlubbers here: English to Pirate translator

 

[Mustrum_Ridcully]

Arr, lass, I be better in German.
Zum Klabautermann! Hagel und Granaten!

Or as me grandfather says: "Satan-Düwel".

1. Ick heff mol en Hamborger Veermaster sehn,
To my ho dae! To my ho dae!
De Masten so scheef as den Schipper sien Been,
To my ho dae ho dae ho ho ho ho!
Blow boys blow for Californio,
There is plenty of Gold
So I've been told,
On the banks of Sacramento.

2. Dat Deck weur vun Isen, Vull Schiet uns vull Schmeer.
To my ho dae! To my ho dae!
"Rein Schipp" weur den Käpten Sin grötstet Pläseer.
To my ho dae ho dae ho ho ho ho!
Blow boys blow for Californio...

3. Dat Logis weur vull Wanzen, De Kombüs weur vull Dreck,
To my ho dae, to my ho dae!
De Beschüten, de leupen Von sülben all weg.
To my ho dae ho dae ho ho ho ho!
Blow boys blow for Californio...

4. Dat Soltfleesch weur greun, Un de Speck weur vull Moden.
To my ho dae, to my ho dae!
Köm gäv dat bloß an Wiehnachtsobend.
To my ho dae ho dae ho ho ho ho!
Blow boys blow for Californio...

5. Un wulln wi mol seiln, Ick segg dat jo nur,
To my ho dae, to my ho dae!
Denn leup he dree vorut Und veer wedder retur.
To my ho dae ho dae ho ho ho ho!
Blow boys blow for Californio...

6. As dat Schipp weur so weur Ok de Kaptein,
To my ho dae, to my ho dae!
De Lüd for dat Schipp weurn Ok blot schangheit.
To my ho dae ho dae ho ho ho ho!
Blow boys blow for Californio...

Ick wull ji wat mit "talk-like-a-pirate-day". In Ostfreesland, we prot platt de ganze dag!

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

This translator be very useful, thank you for puttin' it up. Arrr!

 

[Aeson]

Exactly. That's why it's so safe assumption .

I'm not alone in this thinking.

 

[Blackrat]

I'm not alone in this thinking.

Ofcourse not. Afterall you said Almost all women . There are exceptions ofcourse but most are hot in one way or another.

 

[WhatGravitas]

ck wull ji wat mit "talk-like-a-pirate-day". In Ostfreesland, we prot platt de ganze dag!

I have t' think o' Käpt'n Blaubär, readin' that... Arr!

Ahoy, LT.

 

[Aeson]

Ofcourse not. Afterall you said Almost all women . There are exceptions ofcourse but most are hot in one way or another.

I've had people disagree with me when I referred to a woman as hot only because they didn't think she was pretty. There's more to it than looks. Some are hot or sexy with their personality alone.

 

[Blackrat]

I've had people disagree with me when I referred to a woman as hot only because they didn't think she was pretty. There's more to it than looks. Some are hot or sexy with their personality alone.

Take her for example: Chess master

There's nothing hotter than a girl with INT 16+