And the Hive knows when you are awake.
Or at least it knows I'M awake. Cause I'm here. Posting on it. Apparently all alone. I'm infected. The Hive has gotten to me. But maybe that's good. It can fight the smilies. The smilies. Oh the smilies. Why do they have so much power? Why does the Hive control my brain? The Hive knows me. It knows all. Why won't it let me sleep? Why does it hate the smilies? Why do the smilies hate the Hive? Why do they fight? Why can't they get along? The smilies are evil. They cannot get along. They wish to kill. The Hive wishes to take control. It will control everything. It will dominate the world. The smilies are a threat. They must be stopped. They must be destroyed. The Hive needs smilies. The Hive needs a Hive smiley. One will be created. The Hive will infiltrate the smilies. They smilies will be destroyed. From the inside. The Hive will win. The Hive always wins!
Bwahaha!
*no, I'm not drunk, just really bored*