The Liberation of Tenh (updated April 24)

[Dakkareth]

Gwendolyn actually got the Best Magic Item in the Game, but sadly the party had already sold the artifacts through shady channels and spent the money on ale by the time they figured out they could summon a legion of fiendish bunnies in order to save Greyhawk.

Whoa. Tough luck.

 

[Sejs]

Adventuring for Dummies anyone?

A dungeoneering guide for the rest of us.

Why do I have the image of the cover guy wearing a horned viking style helmet?

 

[Circle of Crows]

I've found Heydricus' advice to be invaluable. For example, I'm a chef, and the trick to a real busy night:

"Take it one ticket at a time, cook everything, and move on."

P.S.- Where's my update, fool?

 

[CrusadeDave]

Ever the dispenser of good adventuring advice. Soon we will see Heydricus with his own line of books.

Adventuring for Dummies anyone?

Actually in my campaign, which will be coming to Story Hour soon, NPC's in the Sunless Citadel often quoted Heydricus' rules of adventuring as a side joke to the young, inexperienced adventurers. Now about to enter the Crater Ridge Mines in RttToEE, the PC's are regularly quoting them, almost like the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition.

They're undecided if Heydricus really is a famous great adventurer, a blow hard scholar who only dabbles in theory and not practice, or some hack author trying to make a quick buck with a Dummy's Guide to Adventuring...

Never touch anything that glows until you know what it does, makes selling things expensive in my world. Most shop owners require 100 gp for an identify scroll to open negotiations on an item. It's usually deducted off the resale price.

 

[(contact)]

That's awesome, Crusade Dave. Heydricus lives on!

P.S.- Where's my update, fool?

Go ask your mama.

Man, you know it's getting tough when your brother calls you up bitching about why haven't you updated the LoT . . .

 

[coyote6]

You could blame Sagiro -- 2 posts this month, trying to force you into posting an update.

There's only one thing for you to do -- post three updates in the next week or two!

 

[Whitey]

Can it be? Has the mic indeed gone stale?

Make haste, young (contact), lest your deck be inspected, and found wanting!

PS: Is it time to post the Revised Victim's Guide to the Unstoppable Hordes of Iuz, in the rogue's gallery thread?

 

[Rackhir]

That's awesome, Crusade Dave. Heydricus lives on!



Go ask your mama.

Man, you know it's getting tough when your brother calls you up bitching about why haven't you updated the LoT . . .

I DID ask her and she simply stared at me with a blank expression.

Come on man! It has officially been a whole month since the last update. Even Sepulcherave II's updated! Don't make me drag Horacio out of retirement to start bumping this thread every day...

 

[(contact)]

OK, I'm writing the next update(s) right now. We promises, precious.

 

[Urbanmech]

We will belive that when we see the pixels on the screen.

But I am intrigued by the potential promise of update(s).