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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Fenmarel" data-source="post: 2564772">World NewsThree car bombings rocked the city of Tel Aviv.  No reports of death at this time though thirty civilians have been hospitalized all in serious condition.  While no one has claimed responsibility for these actions our sources believe it to be the work of the terrorist group calling themselves Red Storm.National NewsPresidential hopeful Sam Cochran announced he will not be seeking election this year.  This decision comes in wake of a joint IRS, Dept of Treasury and FBI investigation that is focusing on the possible misappropriation of over $375 billion by Cochran while serving as Senate Majority leader where he headed the board overseeing AI funding.  Cochran denies the two events are related and says that there is a possibility he will run in the next election.Sec of State Lin Yang was released from St. Francis Hospital today.  Yang was reported to have been suffering from lightheadedness, shortness of breath and chest pains.  The exact nature of her ailment is still being held confidential, we will bring you up to date as soon as more information is released.The State of Missouri has been declared a federal disaster zone today.  This decision was made after the 8.7 earthquake that turned most of Southeast Missouri into a swamp.  The death toll at this time is a staggering 1.3 million people though reports of deaths are still arriving.  The neighboring states along the New Madrid fault line Illinois, Kentucky, Tennessee and Arkansas have also received substantial losses to both life and property though reports from these states have yet to be brought to public attention.The East Coast Strangler was killed today in a bloody shootout with North Carolina Highway Patrol officers near the city of Raleigh.  The strangler has been identified as Marco Ruiz Jimenez a Florida native.  His death puts an end to a violent killing spree that claimed the lives of 75 women up and down the Atlantic coastline.  Senior FBI agent Zeke Williamson was reported to say they are still investigating the possibilities of accomplices in these brutally vicious crimes.The price of gasoline dropped a record thirty cents to a 10 year low of $3.89 per gallon.  This decrease comes after Exxon delivered on their promise of 2million barrels of crude oil that had been illegally hoarded since 2008.Local NewsA Queens man was the sole lucky winner of our Megamillions Powerball lottery drawing.  Micheal Brown was awarded his $253.7 million check this afternoon following a small parade in his honor sponsored by the Daimler Corp.Mayor Pulamochek died today after complications following his extremely contreversal surgery where they attempted to attach a cybernetic arm.  After this failed attempt Councilwoman Beth Mulcaney said she will fight till her dying day to prevent such unorthodox and sacreligious operations from taking place especially with our limited knowledge of these procedures.Still got ideas just got tired and couldn't keep going.  If you guys like these I can come up with more news related stuff.</blockquote>

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