The questions I get

[Heretic Apostate]

The "lorem ipsum" stuff looks like the placeholders they put in Master of Orion 3. Look at some really old screenshots for that game, and you'll see all that gobbly-goop.

Hong, what is your website's URL?

 

[Skade]

hong,
do they ask you where's kong?

This is what I meant

hong + kong + phooey

Hong Kong Phooey!

 

[diaglo]

Shush, or you'll get Mini-Hong popping up.

if that gets you excited. i can give you the link to a site to help make him bigger, heavier, thicker,...

 

[Altamont Ravenard]

Amazing how the Internet can make anyone an expert

(just noticed your sig. It should read "Ce n'est pas une signature", or, if you were going for Magritte, "Ceci n'est pas une signature")

AR

 

[Henry]

i got an email asking if i was mark davis the porn star or mark davis the ball player. evidently being mark davis the potter was not enough....

Did they then ask you what you charged for your weed?

 

[Eridanis]

(just noticed your sig. It should read "Ce n'est pas une signature", or, if you were going for Magritte, "Ceci n'est pas une signature")

AR

Heh. Thanks for the catch. I'll plead the fact that it's been a few years since I've seen the Magritte paintings. But that still doesn't excuse leaving off the "ne."

 

[alsih2o]

Did they then ask you what you charged for your weed?

is that a potter joke or a ball player joke?

or a porn joke?

or all 3?

or were you serious?

 

[Zappo]

Shush, or you'll get Mini-Hong popping up.

The best email I got was from some guy in Texas. He read some of the martial artist prestige classes on my D&D page, thought they were real, and wanted to join one.

That's nothing. I used to have a small D&D website with, among other things, several new magical items. And a guy emailed me asking for prices. So I replied something to the effect of "the actual price is left to the DM"... in the next (very confused-sounding) mail, it turns out that the guy actually expected me to sell him a wand of wall of ice.

 

[Carnifex]

The best email I got was from some guy in Texas. He read some of the martial artist prestige classes on my D&D page, thought they were real, and wanted to join one.

That's absolutely priceless!

 

[Macbeth]

Alsi - you should have lied and told them you were the porn star. As they say on Fark.com - "Potter mistaken for Porn Star. Hilarity ensues"

Speaking of faked identities, I had a friend that was good at doing that. We were at this bar in Boston several years ago, and this girl comes up to him and says "Are you John?" (his name is Ian). The conversation went something like this from there:
Ian: "Yea! How did you know?"
Girl: "Amy said that you'd be wearing the cell phone on your belt"
Ian: "Oh yea, I always keep that here."
Girl: "Well, let me introduce you to my parents."
Ian: "Great!"
Girl: "Here is my Mom, and my dad"
Ian: (talking to mom) "You're far more attractive than they said you were. I see where your daughter gets her good looks from." Mom - blushes

This banter continues on for a bit until Ian excuses himself, and finds me. "We need to leave." "Why?" "Trust me on this one."

Crazy bastard.

OW! The laughter! It hurts so good! That is classic, I think I just laughed so hard I hacked up a lung...