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The questions I get

HH once told he had several orders for Firearms, because of his Cyberpunk website.
But a wand is more outa this world:D
 

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You want weird questions?

Yesterday at work, I recieved an email from a man I barely know in another deptartment, asking me if when I was in that department, I ever made Christmas Hats.

???

I responded that I had no recollection having ever made a Christmas Hat and wished him well in his Christmas hat making. I figured that this was the end of it. Perhaps he had me mistaken for someone who actually did make Christmas hats.

He proceeded to respond by asking me if I thought Elmers Glue with Glitter stuck to it would hold on stocking material.

A long thread of emails ensued about the pros and cons of various sorts of Holiday stocking materials, and the use of squeeze glitter vs. glue and loose glitter, and where to get the best deals on glitter.

It was just weird.
 

Djeta Thernadier said:
He proceeded to respond by asking me if I thought Elmers Glue with Glitter stuck to it would hold on stocking material.
Sounds like his cubical walls needs more padding.
 

True, I have had MANY orders for firearms from my CyberPunk website.

But the strangest were from my (now defunkt) "POLYMER HEAVEN" website, a site dedicated to cheap, ubiquitous (in CyberPunk at least), disposable and dangerous plastic firearms (Your Plastic Pistol Playland!).

These are guns ADVERTISED with slogans such as "50% less likely to blow up in your face as last year's model" and "Only a 20% chance of critical malfunctions resulting in limb loss!"

And TWO people over the five years the site was live tried to buy guns from it.

?!?!
 

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