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<blockquote data-quote="Bhryn Astairre" data-source="post: 2560581"><p><strong>519</strong>: Threads will eventually be spammed in the case of any boards. It's following the old old rule, "I am, so spam". </p><p></p><p><strong>520</strong>: Pass the hose! In accordance with said 'spam' rule, there will also exist those who only live to flame others.</p><p></p><p><strong>520: appendage</strong> In accordance with 520 some have grown an extra ability known as "flame retarded". It seems no matter how much people will 'flame' and beat on them, they keep coming back for more.</p><p></p><p><strong>521</strong>: Whilst Fae's are nice to an extent, the point comes with some where you just wish for dear lord that Duct Tape and Nuclear Weapons existed in the IC-land...</p><p></p><p><strong>522</strong>: The eternal Question, as heard argued, Krynn or Forgotten Realms? <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f609.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-smilie="2"data-shortname=";)" /> </p><p></p><p><strong>523</strong>: If a character drinks more than twice a week, s/he will be considered an alcoholic with no due consideration for their surrounding effects. Relaxation is NOT permitted.</p><p></p><p><strong>524</strong>: Ravenloft has a swing door, easy in, easy out... apparantly.</p><p></p><p><strong>525</strong>: On the subject of dwarves, if it has an axe, it's a dwarf! if it doesn't, it's some freakishly hairy gnome or something... same appendage <em>B:</em> states that any female dwarf with either be ignored entirely by anything non dwarven, or jumped upon by any red blooded male dwarf within ten seconds of drawing breath in any given setting.</p><p></p><p><strong>526</strong>: "How do you get blood stains out of clothes?" is oddly, not a commonly heard question...</p><p></p><p><strong>527</strong>: The amount of common day fighters et-al who have servants to do their laundry for them and serve them, cook, clean, etc is astounding. It makes one wonder how they manage to survive in the wild...aka life.</p><p></p><p><strong>528</strong>:If spoken to in OOC terms, and someone doesn't use (( )) around their PM, how many are often left wondering if it was a tp or an OOC question/comment? (is guilty of this <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f641.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":(" title="Frown :(" data-smilie="3"data-shortname=":(" /> )</p><p></p><p><strong>529</strong>: The amount of spontaneous poetry/singing is astounding. The chances of it rhyming are 50%. The chances of any of it being original is 50% of that 50%. The chance of anyone actually sitting there and making it up on the spot (which I do, I'm too lazy to plan anything in advance), is 25%.</p><p></p><p><strong>530</strong>: I just wanted to use the % again...</p><p></p><p><strong>531</strong>: Cats and Dogs, aren't they fun? :: sarcasm united ::</p><p></p><p><strong>532</strong>: In difference to the "if you're talkin I'll interrupt ya" edict... if you're on your own in a hugely crowded room then the chance of someone actually taking some time from their own activity to say hi, is astronomically small. Therefore, Sod's Law can be applied to any conversation roll check, by a minus 5. Triple this amount by "I'm bored" and inevitably, you'll be sat for hours, drooling and waiting for someone to notice you're even breathing...</p><p></p><p><strong>533</strong>: Ever seen a demon drink holy water? Now that <em>IS</em> funny...</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Bhryn Astairre, post: 2560581"] [B]519[/B]: Threads will eventually be spammed in the case of any boards. It's following the old old rule, "I am, so spam". [B]520[/B]: Pass the hose! In accordance with said 'spam' rule, there will also exist those who only live to flame others. [B]520: appendage[/B] In accordance with 520 some have grown an extra ability known as "flame retarded". It seems no matter how much people will 'flame' and beat on them, they keep coming back for more. [B]521[/B]: Whilst Fae's are nice to an extent, the point comes with some where you just wish for dear lord that Duct Tape and Nuclear Weapons existed in the IC-land... [B]522[/B]: The eternal Question, as heard argued, Krynn or Forgotten Realms? ;) [B]523[/B]: If a character drinks more than twice a week, s/he will be considered an alcoholic with no due consideration for their surrounding effects. Relaxation is NOT permitted. [B]524[/B]: Ravenloft has a swing door, easy in, easy out... apparantly. [B]525[/B]: On the subject of dwarves, if it has an axe, it's a dwarf! if it doesn't, it's some freakishly hairy gnome or something... same appendage [I]B:[/I] states that any female dwarf with either be ignored entirely by anything non dwarven, or jumped upon by any red blooded male dwarf within ten seconds of drawing breath in any given setting. [B]526[/B]: "How do you get blood stains out of clothes?" is oddly, not a commonly heard question... [B]527[/B]: The amount of common day fighters et-al who have servants to do their laundry for them and serve them, cook, clean, etc is astounding. It makes one wonder how they manage to survive in the wild...aka life. [B]528[/B]:If spoken to in OOC terms, and someone doesn't use (( )) around their PM, how many are often left wondering if it was a tp or an OOC question/comment? (is guilty of this :( ) [b]529[/B]: The amount of spontaneous poetry/singing is astounding. The chances of it rhyming are 50%. The chances of any of it being original is 50% of that 50%. The chance of anyone actually sitting there and making it up on the spot (which I do, I'm too lazy to plan anything in advance), is 25%. [B]530[/B]: I just wanted to use the % again... [B]531[/B]: Cats and Dogs, aren't they fun? :: sarcasm united :: [B]532[/B]: In difference to the "if you're talkin I'll interrupt ya" edict... if you're on your own in a hugely crowded room then the chance of someone actually taking some time from their own activity to say hi, is astronomically small. Therefore, Sod's Law can be applied to any conversation roll check, by a minus 5. Triple this amount by "I'm bored" and inevitably, you'll be sat for hours, drooling and waiting for someone to notice you're even breathing... [B]533[/B]: Ever seen a demon drink holy water? Now that [I]IS[/I] funny... [/QUOTE]
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