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<blockquote data-quote="Bhryn Astairre" data-source="post: 2560582"><p><strong><u>The rules of Nobility</u></strong></p><p></p><p><strong>542:</strong> A noble, or to be more specific, a royal member will always get what s/he wants.</p><p></p><p><strong>543</strong>: A Noble is never wrong, and always has a bushel of guards willing to back them up. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":P" title="Stick out tongue :P" data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":P" /></p><p></p><p><strong>544</strong>: IF a noble is wrong, then they are only misunderstood, will resort to tears and some sad, desperate tale about their country and their men being lost/driven out/war at home in order to bring the mood of those about them to their side. This is known as "Sneaky Git's Rule of Thumb".</p><p></p><p><strong>545:</strong> IF a noble doesn't get what s/he wants, then they invariably just increase in volume, repeating said demand.</p><p></p><p><strong>546</strong>: Noblemen/women do no have manners.</p><p></p><p><strong>547</strong>: ALL nobles are excrutiatingly well educated, intelligent and charming when not falling under the "Loud Mouthed Brat" cause.</p><p></p><p><strong>547: appendage:</strong> Of course, we never hear about the real noble idiots, thusly from all that inbreeding of the upper classes...</p><p></p><p><strong>548</strong>: All nobles are excellent at whatever they turn their hand to. This comes instinctively from "Absolutism" and that God himself must inhabit these wondrous creatures.</p><p></p><p><strong>549</strong>: Certain ones do exclude this "Absolutism" and are the dappiest, and unluckiest personage's alive.</p><p></p><p><img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":P" title="Stick out tongue :P" data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":P" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Bhryn Astairre, post: 2560582"] [B][U]The rules of Nobility[/U][/B] [b]542:[/B] A noble, or to be more specific, a royal member will always get what s/he wants. [B]543[/B]: A Noble is never wrong, and always has a bushel of guards willing to back them up. :P [B]544[/b]: IF a noble is wrong, then they are only misunderstood, will resort to tears and some sad, desperate tale about their country and their men being lost/driven out/war at home in order to bring the mood of those about them to their side. This is known as "Sneaky Git's Rule of Thumb". [B]545:[/b] IF a noble doesn't get what s/he wants, then they invariably just increase in volume, repeating said demand. [B]546[/B]: Noblemen/women do no have manners. [B]547[/B]: ALL nobles are excrutiatingly well educated, intelligent and charming when not falling under the "Loud Mouthed Brat" cause. [B]547: appendage:[/B] Of course, we never hear about the real noble idiots, thusly from all that inbreeding of the upper classes... [B]548[/B]: All nobles are excellent at whatever they turn their hand to. This comes instinctively from "Absolutism" and that God himself must inhabit these wondrous creatures. [B]549[/B]: Certain ones do exclude this "Absolutism" and are the dappiest, and unluckiest personage's alive. :P [/QUOTE]
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