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<blockquote data-quote="WizO_Simon" data-source="post: 2560618"><p>*Eyes Reesa*</p><p></p><p>Well Fine! Since were on the topic, here is the "Simon" list of rules. In his mind at least.</p><p></p><p>373 a. Simon has authoritah.</p><p>373 b. Simon expects you to respect his athoritah.</p><p>373 c. If you don't respect his authroritah, Simon has a lawful mace to back up his authoritah.</p><p>373 d. Simon knows most people are chaotic and don't respect authoritah, hence the lawful aligned mace.</p><p>373 e. If Simon says simon says, you should do it. See 373 a.</p><p>373 f. If Simon does not say Simon says, you should do it. See 373 a.</p><p>373 g. Simon likes puppies. </p><p>373 h. Simon likes people that respect authoritah.</p><p>373 i. Simon has napoleonic syndrome. Therefore Simon is required on a daily basis to reinforce the fact he has authoritah.</p><p>373 j. Simon doesn't care who started the fight, but he will insist on finishing it.</p><p>373 k. Simon does not care if you are temporarily insane.</p><p>373 l. Simon likes to hit things.</p><p>373 m. Simon considers bribes a disrepect of his authoritah.</p><p></p><p>There we go...that should let you in are the how Simon thinks in case you were curious. hehehe</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="WizO_Simon, post: 2560618"] *Eyes Reesa* Well Fine! Since were on the topic, here is the "Simon" list of rules. In his mind at least. 373 a. Simon has authoritah. 373 b. Simon expects you to respect his athoritah. 373 c. If you don't respect his authroritah, Simon has a lawful mace to back up his authoritah. 373 d. Simon knows most people are chaotic and don't respect authoritah, hence the lawful aligned mace. 373 e. If Simon says simon says, you should do it. See 373 a. 373 f. If Simon does not say Simon says, you should do it. See 373 a. 373 g. Simon likes puppies. 373 h. Simon likes people that respect authoritah. 373 i. Simon has napoleonic syndrome. Therefore Simon is required on a daily basis to reinforce the fact he has authoritah. 373 j. Simon doesn't care who started the fight, but he will insist on finishing it. 373 k. Simon does not care if you are temporarily insane. 373 l. Simon likes to hit things. 373 m. Simon considers bribes a disrepect of his authoritah. There we go...that should let you in are the how Simon thinks in case you were curious. hehehe [/QUOTE]
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