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<blockquote data-quote="nefarious_beorn" data-source="post: 2560642"><p>Well, I'm gonna whip out a little here too heh... I'm a fairly new player by all accounts, and I'll readily admit it, having only been rping personally for about two years now. Still, I have noticed a few things that crack me up and make me wonder....</p><p></p><p>383. No matter how powerful a spell is, there must be a counter for it, and your opponent in a fight of course knows it right away and can cast it before yours hits.</p><p></p><p>384. Male vampires do not use subtle seduction to get a meal.</p><p></p><p>384 b. Most male vampires aren't on the lookout for a meal anyway because they're good.</p><p></p><p>385. If a female makes advances towards your male, heaven help you if you should rebuff her.</p><p></p><p>385 b. If your male character happens to be evil and rebuffs the female in some way that he thinks funny (i.e. a physical attack or mental attack of some kind), said character will put you on her "evil list" IC and OOC and will tell all her friends IC and OOC.</p><p></p><p>386. Liches cannot do anything like a lich because doing so is godmoding.</p><p></p><p>387. Liches can be killed by any sort of weaponry and must stay dead merely because your opponent says he must.</p><p></p><p>388. 30000+ year old liches are less powerful than a character that's been studying magic for a couple of hours.</p><p></p><p>389. Characters that have outrageous describes are automatigically ignored.</p><p></p><p>Okay okay, I'm peeved about 389 b/c beorn does have an outrageous describe <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f609.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-smilie="2"data-shortname=";)" />.... but, tangent to that...</p><p></p><p>389 b. The more outrageous the describe and entrance, the more people WILL automagically ignore it.</p><p></p><p>heh, okay, I'm peeeved about all that overall..... But, that's what this thread is about.</p><p></p><p>--ROFLMBO over this whole list--</p><p></p><p>Beorn</p><p></p><p>Edit: changed the time I've been rping to two years, heh, can't add either....</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nefarious_beorn, post: 2560642"] Well, I'm gonna whip out a little here too heh... I'm a fairly new player by all accounts, and I'll readily admit it, having only been rping personally for about two years now. Still, I have noticed a few things that crack me up and make me wonder.... 383. No matter how powerful a spell is, there must be a counter for it, and your opponent in a fight of course knows it right away and can cast it before yours hits. 384. Male vampires do not use subtle seduction to get a meal. 384 b. Most male vampires aren't on the lookout for a meal anyway because they're good. 385. If a female makes advances towards your male, heaven help you if you should rebuff her. 385 b. If your male character happens to be evil and rebuffs the female in some way that he thinks funny (i.e. a physical attack or mental attack of some kind), said character will put you on her "evil list" IC and OOC and will tell all her friends IC and OOC. 386. Liches cannot do anything like a lich because doing so is godmoding. 387. Liches can be killed by any sort of weaponry and must stay dead merely because your opponent says he must. 388. 30000+ year old liches are less powerful than a character that's been studying magic for a couple of hours. 389. Characters that have outrageous describes are automatigically ignored. Okay okay, I'm peeved about 389 b/c beorn does have an outrageous describe ;).... but, tangent to that... 389 b. The more outrageous the describe and entrance, the more people WILL automagically ignore it. heh, okay, I'm peeeved about all that overall..... But, that's what this thread is about. --ROFLMBO over this whole list-- Beorn Edit: changed the time I've been rping to two years, heh, can't add either.... [/QUOTE]
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