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<blockquote data-quote="Andion Isurand" data-source="post: 2560648" data-attributes="member: 10062"><p><strong>Q&A</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>701. I need to dodge the attacks my opponents make. How can I do this?</strong></p><p>Just narrate all of your character's responses using this one word... 'dodges'. Even if you can't spell this word correctly, there is no need to worry as long as its meaning comes across.</p><p></p><p><strong>702. Ok, I learned to spell the word 'dodges'. Anything else I can do?</strong></p><p>Try adding these words to your vocabulary:</p><p></p><p>parries, blocks, deflects, catches, turns </p><p></p><p>Also, for extra credit, try adding the words 'the attack' after using one of the words above.</p><p></p><p><strong>703. This dating service sucks. Have you gotten any? </strong></p><p>No. This is not a dating service.</p><p></p><p><strong>704. My character is attractive, athletic, intelligent, talented, skilled and cool. Why aren't the ladies noticing me?</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>A.</strong> If your character is 7 or more feet tall, it might be that the 5' elf maidens are frightened of you.</p><p></p><p><strong>B.</strong> If he is a 'dime a dozen' drow house weapons master, then you should know that the ISRP market is saturated with them. You'll have to play such a character better than the rest (and I don't mean your being able to kick the most butt). Even then, Drow are considered far too disreputable for other kinds to risk being alone with them.</p><p></p><p><strong>C.</strong> Anyone can buy/conjuer flowers and hold a glass and drink from it while seated in a tavern. It takes a brave and intelligent man to make a good attempt at conversation with an attractive lady.</p><p></p><p><strong>D.</strong> Humor can replace intelligence. If you can combine both of these things, please tell me how you did it so I can improve my skills.</p><p></p><p><strong>E.</strong> It helps to have some proficiency at spelling.</p><p></p><p><strong>F.</strong> Perhaps you weren't shameless enough to expound further upon the awesome qualities of your character, and other characters are outshining you.</p><p></p><p><strong>G.</strong> It could be that you haven't yet made a hot female character using a second screen name, so that you can have both characters logged on at once and have them interact where everyone else can see.</p><p></p><p><strong>H.</strong> Some of the other female characters could be more interested in eachother than any of the dudes.</p><p></p><p>etc. (more to come) etc.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Andion Isurand, post: 2560648, member: 10062"] [b]Q&A[/b] [b]701. I need to dodge the attacks my opponents make. How can I do this?[/b] Just narrate all of your character's responses using this one word... 'dodges'. Even if you can't spell this word correctly, there is no need to worry as long as its meaning comes across. [b]702. Ok, I learned to spell the word 'dodges'. Anything else I can do?[/b] Try adding these words to your vocabulary: parries, blocks, deflects, catches, turns Also, for extra credit, try adding the words 'the attack' after using one of the words above. [b]703. This dating service sucks. Have you gotten any? [/b] No. This is not a dating service. [b]704. My character is attractive, athletic, intelligent, talented, skilled and cool. Why aren't the ladies noticing me?[/b] [b]A.[/b] If your character is 7 or more feet tall, it might be that the 5' elf maidens are frightened of you. [b]B.[/b] If he is a 'dime a dozen' drow house weapons master, then you should know that the ISRP market is saturated with them. You'll have to play such a character better than the rest (and I don't mean your being able to kick the most butt). Even then, Drow are considered far too disreputable for other kinds to risk being alone with them. [b]C.[/b] Anyone can buy/conjuer flowers and hold a glass and drink from it while seated in a tavern. It takes a brave and intelligent man to make a good attempt at conversation with an attractive lady. [b]D.[/b] Humor can replace intelligence. If you can combine both of these things, please tell me how you did it so I can improve my skills. [b]E.[/b] It helps to have some proficiency at spelling. [b]F.[/b] Perhaps you weren't shameless enough to expound further upon the awesome qualities of your character, and other characters are outshining you. [b]G.[/b] It could be that you haven't yet made a hot female character using a second screen name, so that you can have both characters logged on at once and have them interact where everyone else can see. [b]H.[/b] Some of the other female characters could be more interested in eachother than any of the dudes. etc. (more to come) etc. [/QUOTE]
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