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<blockquote data-quote="Tharivious_Meliamne" data-source="post: 2560677">Heh, I'm guilty of a few of those, oh well, I can still add a few of my own to the list:121. No matter what, all characters under the height of 4 feet will be made humorous with some sort of very odd habit.&nbsp; Be it nervousness or a crazy gimick.*122. The most insane characters are often the most powerful ones ever.&nbsp; You'll never kill them and they'll throw magical doom at you with great vengeance and furious anger.&nbsp; Double this if they are also less than 4 feet tall.123. If someone does something cool and original, it will be cloned within two days and there will be 20 of them by the end of the week.124. There will always be someone more powerful than you.&nbsp; And they will always be the ones throwing out the challenges to fights to the death to level 1 commoners.125. An auto-hit will never hit**.&nbsp; A well phrased attack will only hit half the time.&nbsp; An attack that is declared a miss by the attacker will always decapitate the defender through some reverse vorpal weapon ability.126. Never touch Ladyshade's cobbler or chocolate, you'll lose a hand.&nbsp; I've witnessed something very similar a few times.127. Never underestimate Apathy.&nbsp; They're somewhat insane in what they'll go through with, and as a player of one of them, I can confirm that statement.128. Always fight a vampire/shade/shadowdancer in a shadowed area.&nbsp; What can they do there?129. People will always turn their backs on an assassin during a fight to deal with their attractive female counterpart with the dagger who badly missed them when stabbing at them.&nbsp; Then, the person will not even flinch when the assassin runs him through the heart and lungs.130. Never stay in a room if you see a pie being thrown, because there will soon be about 500 more on the way within the next three lines of text.* - Yep, I'm guilty of these.** - This is a good thing.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Tharivious_Meliamne, post: 2560677"] Heh, I'm guilty of a few of those, oh well, I can still add a few of my own to the list: 121. No matter what, all characters under the height of 4 feet will be made humorous with some sort of very odd habit. Be it nervousness or a crazy gimick.* 122. The most insane characters are often the most powerful ones ever. You'll never kill them and they'll throw magical doom at you with great vengeance and furious anger. Double this if they are also less than 4 feet tall. 123. If someone does something cool and original, it [b]will[/b] be cloned within two days and there will be 20 of them by the end of the week. 124. There will always be someone more powerful than you. And they will always be the ones throwing out the challenges to fights to the death to level 1 commoners. 125. An auto-hit will never hit**. A well phrased attack will only hit half the time. An attack that is declared a miss by the attacker will always decapitate the defender through some reverse vorpal weapon ability. 126. Never touch Ladyshade's cobbler or chocolate, you'll lose a hand. I've witnessed something very similar a few times. 127. Never underestimate Apathy. They're somewhat insane in what they'll go through with, and as a player of one of them, I can confirm that statement. 128. Always fight a vampire/shade/shadowdancer in a shadowed area. What can they do there? 129. People will always turn their backs on an assassin during a fight to deal with their attractive female counterpart with the dagger who badly missed them when stabbing at them. Then, the person will not even flinch when the assassin runs him through the heart and lungs. 130. Never stay in a room if you see a pie being thrown, because there will soon be about 500 more on the way within the next three lines of text. * - Yep, I'm guilty of these. ** - This is a good thing. [/QUOTE]

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