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<blockquote data-quote="Darkmoor" data-source="post: 2560683" data-attributes="member: 6338"><p><strong>233</strong> Whenever you want to say something important or your in the middle of a good story, the housecat will jump up, sit on the keyboard and demand you pay full attention to their royal presance.</p><p></p><p><strong>234</strong> No matter how child-like and innocent a kender may seem to present themself, they are still the root of all evil.</p><p></p><p><strong>235</strong> When you see a kender enter, try to sneak away casually to avoid their attention.</p><p></p><p><strong>236</strong> If the kender notices you RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!</p><p></p><p><strong>237</strong> There is no greater punishment/torture than to be befriended by a kender.</p><p></p><p><strong>238</strong> All high level casters weither they be Mages/Sorcerers/Clerics/Psion/Etc. always have a Phylactery/Magic Jar/Clone/Mind Store/Lifeproof/Shadow of the Heart/Contigent Ressurection spell/power ready and waiting to beam their life force into a new body should their current one actually managed to be disingegrated/destroyed/slain.</p><p></p><p><strong>239</strong> All Epic Level casters over 50 levels always have 50-100 clones/similicrums on hand waiting to be teleported in to assist their creator at a moments notice.</p><p></p><p><strong>240</strong> Any character that's ever appearned in Japanese Anime: Manga(Comic Book)/TV Show/Movie/Video, will eventually find his/her/its way into the Emporium or Tavern.</p><p></p><p><strong>241</strong> Anything that isn't human is fair game for a little Red & White Pokeball.</p><p></p><p><strong>242</strong> Beware of the words "Kamaya, Maya!" followed by a mountain shattering boom.</p><p></p><p><strong>243</strong> Werepanthers with few exceptions are never sain.</p><p></p><p><strong>244</strong> Many werecats have more than 9 lives......</p><p></p><p><strong>245</strong> Some werecasts have a GameGenie plugged into then--preset with a cheatcode for infinite lives.</p><p></p><p><strong>246</strong> Beware of being /AFK too long, people may end up wiping up your stunned characters drool or take advantage of you by placing a pink tutu on you.</p><p></p><p>Edit -- UBB Code typo <strong>DOH!</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Darkmoor, post: 2560683, member: 6338"] [B]233[/B] Whenever you want to say something important or your in the middle of a good story, the housecat will jump up, sit on the keyboard and demand you pay full attention to their royal presance. [B]234[/B] No matter how child-like and innocent a kender may seem to present themself, they are still the root of all evil. [B]235[/B] When you see a kender enter, try to sneak away casually to avoid their attention. [B]236[/B] If the kender notices you RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! [B]237[/B] There is no greater punishment/torture than to be befriended by a kender. [B]238[/B] All high level casters weither they be Mages/Sorcerers/Clerics/Psion/Etc. always have a Phylactery/Magic Jar/Clone/Mind Store/Lifeproof/Shadow of the Heart/Contigent Ressurection spell/power ready and waiting to beam their life force into a new body should their current one actually managed to be disingegrated/destroyed/slain. [B]239[/B] All Epic Level casters over 50 levels always have 50-100 clones/similicrums on hand waiting to be teleported in to assist their creator at a moments notice. [B]240[/B] Any character that's ever appearned in Japanese Anime: Manga(Comic Book)/TV Show/Movie/Video, will eventually find his/her/its way into the Emporium or Tavern. [B]241[/B] Anything that isn't human is fair game for a little Red & White Pokeball. [B]242[/B] Beware of the words "Kamaya, Maya!" followed by a mountain shattering boom. [B]243[/B] Werepanthers with few exceptions are never sain. [B]244[/B] Many werecats have more than 9 lives...... [B]245[/B] Some werecasts have a GameGenie plugged into then--preset with a cheatcode for infinite lives. [B]246[/B] Beware of being /AFK too long, people may end up wiping up your stunned characters drool or take advantage of you by placing a pink tutu on you. Edit -- UBB Code typo [B]DOH![/B] [/QUOTE]
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