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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melynxt" data-source="post: 2560698">634. If a centaur walks into the tavern, followed by a cleric, followed by a drow, this is NOT grounds for a joke.635. If you are a bard performing in the tavern, expect someone to try to kill you, just because. If no one is available to kill you, expect to be ridiculed, no matter how many years and how much training as a bard and how much skill and talent your character has..ie, you suck![ii] Contracts on your life can and will be used against you in an offsite "Hi, my character got a party together, and they hunted down your character and followed her to her home and killed her, ok?" fasion. This is law.[iii] After performing an award winning performance and spending near 4 hours entertaining, don't expect anymore more than a copper peice from any one individual. What, you think that guy with 30000pp is going to give you a silver?! Don't be greedy or anything![iv] If someone is generous enough to give you a small pouch of money for your performance, it will hold seven ba-trillzion white gold coins with an insignia of bahamut himself on them, each being able to grant a wish and cause happiness and make a nice cup of tea too.636. If your character has a flaw, there will be someone, within 2.4 seconds of your character thinking about the flaw, that shows up, with the custom magical blah blah that cures said flaw, and they will give it to you for free because they are in the boyscouts and are helping humanity. If your character is missing an eye, arm, tongue, sanity, happiness, normal bodily function, or belly button, said custom magical blah blah, will fit like a glove, and all trauma caused by said flaw, disappears with out a trace. 637. Gods forbid if you bring in a cat-type person now. Lycanthropy is considered fun now, and not a disease. Cat-people are happy to be such, and never give the disease to others, even with blood on open wounds. It's not a disease, its a fasion statement. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D"  data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" /> If you actually do have a cat-type person and try to play them correctly, you are shunned for being either a ****/*****/annoying, or you're completely ignored because its become a fad and heavens forbid if you werent one of those 'ooh look that looks fun lets make 20 of them' people. Ok well thats all for now, but there's more to come i assure you *laughs maniacally and runs away* <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D"  data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" /></blockquote>

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