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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melynxt" data-source="post: 2560699">Wowser, ok after reading through this, granted i breezed by some because well, its cold its late and wow thats a lot of reading <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D"  data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" /> Anyway, heh, after reading through most of this, i have to say I have a lot to..well, say <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f609.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)"  data-smilie="2"data-shortname=";)" />So here goes:604. If you die, in a clearing, with only the murderer there, and no one else, and you aren't evil, there will be seven clerics with the high level power to bring you back to life, at your side in .06 seconds.604.5 Everyone has a hidden ability that when they do die, something on them, or some inate power, will bring them back, OR you just can't bloody die. Characters live forever, even evil ones that have fifty bazillion people trying to kill them and plot against them.605. If you look pure/innocent and you are female, chances are, you are in fact evil/deadly, and sometimes male. 606. Having no weopons visible, means you have at least a half dozen weopons on your person, at the ready, should anything or anyone even begin a thought about hurting you. You are the master of every weopon you have, and can react perfectly and quickly, after being in a bar and consuming countless alcoholic beverages, and talking to three people at once and being relaxed with your feet up on the table and just about hanging off the chair. 607. If you are a demon/succubus/incubus/just plain evil creature, some joe shmoe that loves you after you tried to kill him/her, will show you the right path and you will be 'enlightened' and no longer be evil, yet still be classified as demon/succubus/incubus/ect ..and have all those evil powers at your disposal, plus good ones too. 608. To enter the tavern you have several options:1. through the window, and you completely shatter it and come out of the entrance, unscathed.2. appear in a flurry of feathers/flower petals/electricity/fire/ice/some other outrageous "look at my arse" special effects. (You know, Sigfreid and Roy have patents on alot of those...careful )3. You must materialize as if you were always there. Yes, everyone in the tavern just automatically feels like, wow, he's always been there, ok then. (I hate auto-anything basically)4. You can use that thing called: the front door! ...yes ..i saved the text, someone used the front door *Smiles* lets see more of that? 609. If you want to be liked, you must make out with the man you just met in the tavern, within five minutes, or he won't like you.610. An intelligent sword can get you pregnant (*sigh* i know i know..i should have used a sheath)611. You can agree to a storyline OOC and then decide you'd much rather muck things up a week later, and instead of telling the other player, just lie to them, it makes for better RP that way. 612. Evil is classified thusly:1. I look normal, but i kill and main squirrels at home, but you won't know about this until after you're married to me.2. I wear human heads as hair peices, if you look at me, blood will fill your eyes, and you will burst into flames, for I am evil incarnate. 3. I'm possessed, please help me....help...me.4. DIE!5. I might be evil, i might not, do you dare trust me? oops, yeah im evil, and now you're mine *grins* (*sniffle* i miss Faeryln)Which brings me into my next # here  613. If you have a storyline that involved over 30 characters, and has been set up months in advance, it's okay for a random character that has never even been in juxta/oerth when your character has been, to know every last detail about you, and what your evil plan is, and how to stop you ect ect ect, and after near 6 months of 30+ characters trying to defeat your evil character, the random good guy comes along with god-info, and solves the problem within 5 minutes, because he's just a nice guy and wants to help. (and yes, i refer to Faeryln). If a knife, dagger, any sort of attack is launched at someone by another character, across the emporium or tavern, your character, whom was discussing about how he dislikes apples, will leap from his chair and deflect and or diffuse any such attack, just because he's that nice.[ii] he or she will then develop a personal vendetta against the attacking character.[iii] he or she will also develop an instant friendship with the victim character.[iv] If you ask them ooc to not interfere, they call you a godmoder for not wanting a 'challenge', or they develop a nice 'stalker' personality (thats always fun)614. Drink forever, eat a whole cow. Never have to relieve yourself.615. When you get bored, animate a fruit and give it god like powers. Or perhaps a pie, or a pastry, or other foodstuffs. And then get upset when something or someone tries to eat you.616. gods forbid if you are creative enough to invent your own creation. Such as a hybrid or mutation of something. You will be ridiculed and accused of snertation (ooh i made up a word i think <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D"  data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" /> ) and within one weeks time, 12 people will rip you off.617. Wizo's are out to get you. They seek to destroy all of your characters, and that is why they are here as a person. They haven't any other goals or reason to be alive. They want to see your paladin go down! *cough*paranoid*cough*618. If you can't type a sentance in english, without spelling half the words like total crap, perhaps roleplaying on a computer where you have to describe everything in text, isn't your forte? spellcheck, dictionary.com...ect619. Acuse someone you know nothing about, that they are godmoding, because they don't wish to go along with your storyline or interactions, because you believe everyone should stop what they are in the middle of, and look at you, and give you all their attention. 620. If you are a new character, you must, simply must develop a crush or find a mate within 2 hours of being onsite. 621. Play your characters because you get upset as a player, and put that form of thinking into your characters, and don't think about how hard it is on other players when your character suddenly disappears from memory, or suddenly remembers he has a first wife he loves. OOC ....IC ....note, the differences please 622. Be a veritable CoC angel during the day, and skirt and tred the borders of it at night. After all, it's not like no one will report you, and as if they keep those logs, right? 623. Everything leads to sex. Your characters need love and sex. Sex ends every RP. Sex. if sex doesnt end an rp, you have a right to hate that player for being a poor sport.[ii] if said sex does occur, it must be viscious and brutal and violent, and thats okay.[iii] talking about said sex onsite, casually, in front of an entire tavern, as if you were discussing tea flavors, is acceptable.[iv] children are miraculously either NEVER conceived, or they are conceived and always are perfectly healthy/are birthed in a week/going to grad school next saturday[v] its a bar where demons and masochists enjoy. Let's bring Jr. in and let him crawl on the floor while we have a nice cup o' joe.624. No matter how much blood and damage and carnage and killing and maiming and gods only know what else takes place in the clearing and Arena, when you go back out there, its spotless and shiny  And thieves can't possibly find ANYTHING of value out there, and if they do, it magically is teleported back to the owner miraculously.625. If you have sick twisted fantasies, its okay to play them out on wizards, just so long as you don't get caught by a wizo. (seriously, this will be reported, we don't come here to see disgusting roleplay involving children/animals/and adult men. Little thing called CoC...only wish these newbies would actually READ it)626. Your description is longer than my arm, and that's ok, because in it, you tell us everything from how they speak and what they act like and who their great aunt Uma is and how great her cookies were on the holidays. Descrips are for physical visualizations, not histories! because you put in your description that everyone will cower at your glance/will be in love with you at your glance ..blah blah blah at your glance, it should happen.[ii] but if you have a legit charm ability, it will never work. A five year old child will have resistance. The chipmunk with the lazy eye will have resistance. 627. If you are a new character, a complimentary cloak of invisibility will be issued until some one acknowledges your existance, and then its rocky sailing still. Hold on tight boys, its rough 'see's' ahead.628. This one is about the Thief comments. Thieves are my favorite type to play, and its very frustrating. This is why:1. you play your thief once and you suddenly have  a beacon of 'im a pickpocket' over your head, no matter how great your char' skill is, or how well you can sneak ect. 2. Apathy is highly underrated (yay apathy <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D"  data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" />) 3. A thief can now wear full plate and be a paladin as well, apparently, and move swiftly, and pick locks and blah blah blah4. there are way more, but i believe my post is rambling now 629. There is a difference between being creative, and being bloody annoying. It's great to make a character for comedic purposes, but let's have it in moderation? yes i have a vampiric chicken. [ii] yes he wears a monicle.[iii] yes he speaks with an austrian accent.[iv] yes, his name is Count Von Cluck and he wears a cape.[v] yes, he's an undead chicken with a single fang.[vi] yes, i know, he's a chicken.[vii] but yes, he can be killed, and has vampiric weaknesses, and chicky weaknesses too [viii] *sighs and hangs head* yes, there was plans to make a duck paladin in full plate with a sword and everything. I'm so ashamed *sniffles* yet amused  heheAnd finally, because frankly i think this is way too long even for my replies:630. You have 75 different personalities, you are 1/20th elf/fae/human/demon/celestial/goat/drow/kender/dragon/succubus/ect ect ect, and taking off your hat requires 16 lines of description, when you sit down, powers make that "neh neh" noise around you, and you summon your own liquor, and never get drunk and you have perfect hair everyday and everything about you is just perfect and superior and blah-di-blah-di da....and your bloody name is "FRED, or GEORGE, or BOB, or, your name is so confusing and looks more like "sdaflkjsadlkdfjasdf" than a name. mmmm nonsense...*drools*Ok ok, im stopping really...but ...you know...this thread....i should have never seen it...im going to reply and reply and reply..heh.......anyway.And before i go, as others have commented before me, this thread would be alot easier if there was no finger pointing ect. After all, this is all supposed to be fun. Fun....fun....fun....remember thatOoh one more, 631. Characters need to die, and stay dead. I'd quite frankly like to see the olddddd characters kick the bucket, and new ones get built up and made ect ect....it'd bring more event into the rp i think, but thats just me.</blockquote>

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