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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melynxt" data-source="post: 2560700">gods i love doing these..if there's repeats, not my fault so neh! <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":p" title="Stick out tongue    :p"  data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":p" />814.  The golem can outrun anything/anyone, if he's got an itching to skip 'rocks' in the river no matter your character's speed/evasion..it just happens...but he will never give you just ONE mug of cider!815. The small pouch at your side can hold 10,000 platinum pieces with no trouble at all. Ya know, spending change...*eye roll*816. If you're a drow without a house, you're inferior and ultimately the object of all others' ridicule...how dare you not conform?!817. There is no such thing as a papercut in the ISRP. All parchment edges do 3d20 dmg with a 50% chance of disease.818. If your character isn't a year older than dirt, well then that's just too bad for you isn't it? Really, who let the 600 year elf on? Hardly out of diapers... *nose in air, scoffs*819. Vampires are fun to date, and why shouldn't they be? Blood stains are the new black, for sure.820. A good female character must have more drama in one day, than an entire season of Mexican Soap Operas on caffeine tabs. If she doesn't, well you're just boring!821. Throwing a dagger at someone's face is considered a friendly greeting.822. Respect should be given like complimentary mints. Everyone's entitled, and it's just..ya know, expected.823. If you're a bard that plays an instrument whilst singing lyrics to a song in the tavern...lyrics aren't actually needed...Creativity? *pshaw!*824. If the sun crashed down into the common room of the tavern itself, there would STILL be at least 2 shrowded corners of shadow, and 4 tables/booths that are secluded so well, it's like they're...*whispers* not even there! *gasps*825. Vampires like to get together and share same sex kisses in juxtaposition, it's their second hobby. You can't kill them, they've lip gloss +9 vs you. 826. Nobody ever picks their nose or blows their nose...but everyone has lost a limb at some point, cuz ya know, who thought that group of orcs weren't friendly? gosh..learned my lesson...good thing it grew back! Oh i could go on...i love this thing..^.^</blockquote>

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