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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Gene_Kynes" data-source="post: 2560739">Time for some Vampire lovin'.Jardel> In the land of the insane, madmen are quite plain, and men of sanity are obviously raging lunatics. Or something. I guess after seeing so many beautiful women, the plain-featured one is a bit rarer...and since beauty is usually rare, homliness becomes beauty. Or something.Fenmarel> Welcome!Kami> You too, welcome! And...try Coke. It has sugary goodness.134.All vampires are either angsty, guilty, and whiny...obsessed with their own drama and attempts to repent.134.I Those who aren't angsty are as deadly, beautiful, and evil as they come.135. Never, ever expect a Vampire to...you know..follow the rules of Vampire flaws. All ISRP breed vampires are undead gods. Duh.136. Samora, get back in that ******* TV before I get another brick. You heard me, get the hell back in. I'm not afraid to throw another, you well-dwelling brat. (( Okay, not relevant, but I saw it again in hopes of overexposure working. God, I hate flies now. ))136's true form. All Vampires, despite the slight handicap of being dead, and having no circulation, can perfectly seduce.137. Most newbies type one one-liner, then spend the rest of the RPing time correcting the typos and trying to pick up the opposite sex. 138. Most newbies will ignore said opposite sex's mate when (s)he arrives, and glares/questions/threatens the suitor.139. Either that, or offer you a "fight to the death" over the object of their adoration. Usually only applies to males.140. If you're remotely divine or profane in bloodlines, everything must contrast. Your swords have to be in twin sets, one black/red, the other white/blue. You need to have batwings, dove wings, or one of each. Oh, and you need a "bad side" that you push away (read: For roughly five seconds after either aprty declares that they love the other party.) romantic possibilities.141* Nobody will really think of you well after you die if your spirit comes back and says "you have to love me, it's the only way I'll be ressurected". I mean, damn.142. Threatening to "jump off" of anything will not gain pity-dates, nor pity, from me. Jump off the Emporium walls, see if I care. Hell, I'll even push you off, then loot your corpse if possible.--------------Notes:*: I saw this, once. "In order for me to come back, you need to say something, but you have to mean it, ok?"Girl: "Oh...okay...":"You have to say that you love me."Me: "...time t'ruin things. Hi-ho, Silver!"Yeah, yeah, wasn't my buisiness, but I was playing a cynical lil'bugger at the time...and boy, was that making me mad. He was forcing her to love him, playing upon their former friendship. Suffice to say, he was driven away, and my rogue managed to convince her that someone who makes up a story like that isn't too nice a person. No, I wasn't attempting a romance...I have my characters refrain from romance, most of th'time. I find that ISRP romances that don't end with one member getting horribly killed tend to be like the back of most high-school notebooks:"I (heart) "X"." Now, replace X with any name, then put several of those comments around the back, with all but one scribbled out with pen. Taa-daa. Except one girl, a drow. She actually...delayed being married, because her partner died. A long time ago. That...instantly restored my faith in Wizards, only to have it crashed by some moron chopping up trees and attempting a roomkill. Anyway, yes, this is a rant. But...I can't really list this, can I? And this is supposed to be an outlet for bitterness, right? Er...right.Stayed up all night on the computer with a brick on his desk, and fightin' blood in his veins,-Dante</blockquote>

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