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<blockquote data-quote="WolframVonKraushen" data-source="post: 2560754"><p><strong>Wow...this is so detailed...</strong></p><p></p><p>Okay, in my defense, if any of these are repeats, please don't crucify me. I didn't read the whole 674 rules, because...well....c'mon!! 674!! That would take hours, and my time is valuable...especially when I have to watch my cartoon shows. Certain things just need to be done. </p><p></p><p>675. No matter what race you are, no matter what your physical abilities by genes...you can change your eye color at any time, just to suit your mood, instantly. Or...if you cannot do any color, at the very least your eyes will turn red or black, or shoot lightning when you are angered. </p><p></p><p>676. The season and temperature, or any otherwise condition involving the weather, is whatever you want it to be, regardless of any body else's opinion, even the wizos'.</p><p></p><p>677. Regarding the previous, no matter how scantily clad a female/male is, they are never cold, snow does not bother them, if they perchange do get wet in the rain, they can snap their fingers and instantly dry off with a spell never named and never mentioned. Yay!</p><p></p><p>678. Certain males will talk to any female they wish, assume they're interested and not taken, and expect them to fall over themselves when they magically snap the jeweled (or otherwise usually made or colored) rose into extistance in front of them.</p><p></p><p>678 1/2. Certain females will accept it and...even if they have just met that day...will always admit to loving that rose-conjuring fellow, even if she is already taken, her race has prejudices against his race, or she has already promised herself to another rose-conjuring fellow not three hours before. </p><p></p><p>679. Certain people will not like you, will ignore you, or will try to kill you if you are not in the same social circle as they are. Heaven forbid you ask them the time of day...</p><p></p><p></p><p>Once again...if any of these are repeated...*sob* I'm sorry! Please don't beat me!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="WolframVonKraushen, post: 2560754"] [b]Wow...this is so detailed...[/b] Okay, in my defense, if any of these are repeats, please don't crucify me. I didn't read the whole 674 rules, because...well....c'mon!! 674!! That would take hours, and my time is valuable...especially when I have to watch my cartoon shows. Certain things just need to be done. 675. No matter what race you are, no matter what your physical abilities by genes...you can change your eye color at any time, just to suit your mood, instantly. Or...if you cannot do any color, at the very least your eyes will turn red or black, or shoot lightning when you are angered. 676. The season and temperature, or any otherwise condition involving the weather, is whatever you want it to be, regardless of any body else's opinion, even the wizos'. 677. Regarding the previous, no matter how scantily clad a female/male is, they are never cold, snow does not bother them, if they perchange do get wet in the rain, they can snap their fingers and instantly dry off with a spell never named and never mentioned. Yay! 678. Certain males will talk to any female they wish, assume they're interested and not taken, and expect them to fall over themselves when they magically snap the jeweled (or otherwise usually made or colored) rose into extistance in front of them. 678 1/2. Certain females will accept it and...even if they have just met that day...will always admit to loving that rose-conjuring fellow, even if she is already taken, her race has prejudices against his race, or she has already promised herself to another rose-conjuring fellow not three hours before. 679. Certain people will not like you, will ignore you, or will try to kill you if you are not in the same social circle as they are. Heaven forbid you ask them the time of day... Once again...if any of these are repeated...*sob* I'm sorry! Please don't beat me! [/QUOTE]
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