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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Arathil" data-source="post: 2560761">Psionics406... 99.3% of all individuals within the Crossroads Tavern are latently talented psionicists. 407... Anybody psionically active, latently talented, or endowed with completely non-psionic spell-like abilities, is also telepathic.408... Telepathy may be used casually, in place of speech, an endless number of times per day. 409... The presence of a telepathic character within the Tavern instantly endows everybody else with temporary telepathic ability. We can all hear everything they're thinking.410... Non-telepathic thought-bubbles are invariably used to goad someone else currently present into a fight.411... Twinks, snerts, godmoders, powergamers, and munchkins are invariably completely obvlivious to any attempt, however subtle (or not) made to mock them, and find it completely humorous... often joining in. 411b.. Twinks, snerts, godmoders, powergamers, and munchkins invariably have a deep and abiding hatred for characters who fall into whichever of those categories they themselves are not a part of. When it comes to their own obvious classification, they have a grossly distorted and bizarre definition for the term that skirts around their own character and which conforms to no readily obvious train of human logic.412... Anybody who comes in as a ridiculous character (such as... a 30,000-year-old Lich... which is pretty much the definition of godmoding, right there) will invariably be offended if people don't wish to RP with them. The amount of offense taken will be directly proportional, but at a magnitude of ten, to the level of ridiculousness of their character.413... A demon, vampire, ghost, polymorphed dragon, un-polymorphed dragon, half-fiend half-troll, etc. who loses a fight to your legitimately epic-level but otherwise perfectly ordinary character will accuse you of godmoding (ever played a human being, or something else which possesses a mind that you could possibly understand?)414... An unusual percentage of the Crossroads Tavern's patrons are outrageously wealthy, leaving fifty-platinum tips and wearing jewels, jeweled clothing, jeweled armor, magic items galore... however, they're mysteriously devoid of valuable items whenever a thief enters the room. 415... 99% of the CRT patrons are completely clueless as to the definition or implications of the word 'love.' This is the same 99% which constantly RPs the emotion. Those of us who have a clue regarding love or real relationships tend to either completely avoid them IC or leave them in the unmentioned background. 416... In five years or so, hordes of CRT patrons are going to turn 21, run off to the nearest real tavern or nightclub, and be in for an unpleasant surprise the first time they break down the door, put their feet on a table, or start an argument.</blockquote>

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