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<blockquote data-quote="fowai_uss" data-source="post: 3406059" data-attributes="member: 37561"><p>Pure comedic genius!</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>681-700, contributed by Bhryn...BRILLIANT!!!</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>More genius of the comedic variety!</p><p></p><p></p><p>There are many, many, many more that I would like to quote, but I do believe that would take up much too much space, thus I shall spare you the horror of yet another unbelievably long post.</p><p></p><p>Whether or not you have guessed it yet, yes, I have in fact read through this <em>ENTIRE</em> thread, from start to finish. As such, I am bound by the Laws of Friggin-Long-Threadium to add my two cents to this never ending list...</p><p></p><p><strong>928.</strong> No respectable hero(ine) had a happy childhood.</p><p></p><p><strong>929.</strong> No respectable villain(ess) had a happy childhood.</p><p></p><p><strong>930.</strong> A character's background history can, at any time, be dramatically changed to reflect the player's current desires without changing the way said character acts, whatsoever.</p><p></p><p><strong>931.</strong> Beware any cute, friendly woodland creature you happen upon in the Garden.</p><p></p><p><strong>932.</strong> <em>NEVER</em> get between Fowai and a cookie.</p><p></p><p><strong>933.</strong> <em>NEVER</em> presume that a drink offered by Fowai is a simple drink and nothing more.</p><p></p><p><strong>934.</strong> <em>NEVER</em> go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.</p><p></p><p><strong>935.</strong> Immediately upon his arrival in the CRT, stop whatever it is you're doing, look Fowai's way, and cry, "Fowai!" to which Fowai will reply, "Hi everyone," followed by a quick nod and a wave.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="fowai_uss, post: 3406059, member: 37561"] Pure comedic genius! 681-700, contributed by Bhryn...BRILLIANT!!! More genius of the comedic variety! There are many, many, many more that I would like to quote, but I do believe that would take up much too much space, thus I shall spare you the horror of yet another unbelievably long post. Whether or not you have guessed it yet, yes, I have in fact read through this [I]ENTIRE[/I] thread, from start to finish. As such, I am bound by the Laws of Friggin-Long-Threadium to add my two cents to this never ending list... [b]928.[/b] No respectable hero(ine) had a happy childhood. [b]929.[/b] No respectable villain(ess) had a happy childhood. [b]930.[/b] A character's background history can, at any time, be dramatically changed to reflect the player's current desires without changing the way said character acts, whatsoever. [b]931.[/b] Beware any cute, friendly woodland creature you happen upon in the Garden. [b]932.[/b] [i]NEVER[/I] get between Fowai and a cookie. [b]933.[/b] [I]NEVER[/I] presume that a drink offered by Fowai is a simple drink and nothing more. [b]934.[/b] [i]NEVER[/i] go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line. [b]935.[/b] Immediately upon his arrival in the CRT, stop whatever it is you're doing, look Fowai's way, and cry, "Fowai!" to which Fowai will reply, "Hi everyone," followed by a quick nod and a wave. [/QUOTE]
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