The Slathered Plates of Butterworth

[Tonguez]

I just picked up the classic module "Die Muselix Die!"


(OOP: Just how much can we beat this dead horse..er thread?)

we can beat it until its light asnd fluffy and comes to a peak

 

[Wraith Form]

we can beat it until its light and fluffy and comes to a peak

That sounds both dirty and like a personal problem all rolled into one.




...I like it!

 

[dragonlordofpoondari]

we can beat it until its light and fluffy and comes to a peak

I can, with utter sincerity, say that's the first time I've ever actually LOL'd reading a chat forum. Thank you for this rare treat, Tonguez.

oh ... herm ... in my last session of Luncheons & Flagons, my Dwarf Cinderbiscuit declared the eggs he was served too closely resembled Grey Ooze. For this he was lam-basted and driven from the Inn of the Breakfast Stench. Finding himself in such hot water with the locals, he swore oats to never again return to Omlette.

Edit: Wraithform, I adore your avatar. Jeremy Brett is the mother-fsking MAN. He's the MAANN! I just finisished watching every single Granada-Holmes episode and, by god, that was amazing. It took an entire month. It also had the curious side-effect of inspiring me to include more investigation/mystery elements into my campaigns. HERE'S TO JEREMY BRETT!!!

 

[khyron1144]

According to Alton Brown on the waffles episode of Good Eats!, you can not make good waffles out of a pancake batter.


Just thought I'd mention that.

 

[Slife]

According to Alton Brown on the waffles episode of Good Eats!, you can not make good waffles out of a pancake batter.


Just thought I'd mention that.

Well, that opens up a a major plothole. I can't say anymore, since it would spoil the module...

 

[Agent Oracle]

According to Alton Brown on the waffles episode of Good Eats!, you can not make good waffles out of a pancake batter.


Just thought I'd mention that.

Hey kids! Insert your own rant about how this is just a simulation of breakfast, and not the actual consumption here!

Seriously, I mean, can we expect all the module designers to be universally educated in all cuisines? So it was a rookie mistake. Just substitute proper ingredients where it applies and play on!

 

[khyron1144]

Well, that opens up a a major plothole. I can't say anymore, since it would spoil the module...

Hey kids! Insert your own rant about how this is just a simulation of breakfast, and not the actual consumption here!

Seriously, I mean, can we expect all the module designers to be universally educated in all cuisines? So it was a rookie mistake. Just substitute proper ingredients where it applies and play on!

The posters of this board can make anything funny.

 

[diaglo]

One session requires the proper props:



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Avocado Sauce:

3/4 cup diary sour cream
1/2 tsp salt
1/8 tsp dill weed
1 large tomato, diced and drained
1 small avocado, diced


Garlic-Tomato sauce:

1 clove garlic, finely chopped
1 green onion, chopped
1 tsp olive oil
1 medium tomato, chopped
1/4 tsp dried basil
1/8 tsp salt
dash of sugar
freshly ground pepper


Oven Omelet:

4 cups shredded Cheddar cheese
1 cup chopped green peppers
4 cups shredded Monterey Jack cheese
2 1/2 cups milk
1/4 cup flour
1/2 tsp salt
6 eggs
1 can tomato sauce

Broccoli Oven Omelet:

9 eggs
1 1/2 cup broccoli
1/3 cup finely chopped onion
1/4 cup grated parmesan cheese
2 tbsp milk
1/2 tsp salt
1/2 tsp basil
1/4 tsp garlic powder
1 medium tomato, cut
1/4 cup grated Romano cheese[/sblock]

i cooked this for the group when they recovered the owlbear eggs.

 

[Jdvn1]

How many of you feel this breakfast adventure is too difficult? I found that the SR (Syrup Resistance) of most of the creatures makes this very difficult for Syrupcasters of the appropriate level. The sausage zombies were also a bit disturbing and probably warrant a Mature rating or some sort of warning be put on the cover.

Try playing Grim & Grits-y instead.

 

[Destil]

Try playing Grim & Grits-y instead.

I don't know, low sugar rules are and good and all, but my players just want to kick in the doors, kill mascots and take their stuff. It takes some of the fun out of the game not to have things like Ioun Puffs and Mordenkainen's Succulent Spread in every breakfast. Call me munchkin if you must.