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Pbartender said:
Otherwise known as a frittata... :p

Like I tell my buddies at work: "Real men don't eat quiche... Real men eat Bacon, Egg and Cheese Pie."
I always say, "Hey, don't mock the chef*. He may put something nasty in your next dish"


*substitute ref or GM
 

Destil said:
I don't know, low sugar rules are and good and all, but my players just want to kick in the doors, kill mascots and take their stuff. It takes some of the fun out of the game not to have things like Ioun Puffs and Mordenkainen's Succulent Spread in every breakfast. Call me munchkin if you must.

Maybe HackMustard is more in line with what your group wants?
 




They'll probably prove to be chicken and waffle their way out of doing so.

Of course, having a rumor out there like that puts them in a jam. They could milk it for publicity, but they lack the grits. So I'm betting- if it exists- that project is probably toast.
 

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