The Society for the Study of the Modern Visual HIVE!

[the Jester]

Yeah, I'm old school.

I go away for years at a time, and then (like a bad vegetable) I turnip anew.

 

[Relique du Madde]

My room smells like Patchoulol ... but that's because one of the gag gifts of mine to my little brother went awry. I put an art and craft's feathered bird into a plastic bag and poured a few drops of patchoulol oil into it. Unfortunately, I got some of it onto my hands and the smell has tey to go away.

 

[the Jester]

If you open your window, you should attract hippies.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

You mean the vile smelling half-women, have vultures that stole food from Phineas?



Wait...those are harpies.

Eh. Same diff.

 

[Relique du Madde]

Hippies, harpies, herpies. Three things you don't want to find in your bed.

 

[Aeson]

As long as she bathes and shaves I wouldn't mind a hippie.

 

[Relique du Madde]

As long as she bathes and shaves I wouldn't mind a hippie.

If she baths and shaves then she wouldn't be a hippie.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

If she bathes, doesn't shave 'cause she's relatively hairless, and is quite large...she's a hippo.

 

[Tinker Gnome]

How is everyone doing this Christmas Eve?

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Here in Dallas, its in the mid 20's...so I've gotten out my raccoon skin fur coat and my school pennant, and I'm watching a talkee.

(Yes, that is a very, very dumb joke.)

We're having a subdued Christmas- thank goodness!

My folks have all gone to Christmas mass- I'll be going to the midnight service- so I've gotten out the leftovers we were planning to eat and have started the thawing process.

Tonight's menu? Gumbo & Rice.

Tomorrow? Oyster dressing, Mirliton (a kind of squash a.k.a Choyote), and possibly Beef Stoup (thicker than soup, thinner than stew).