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3) Someone made a comment about how far we've come from the 1970s in the USA that we could now elect a black President. My mind thought..."What if?"

A black President in the 1970s...complete with blowout Afro, wearing a daishiki, platforms & flares. Taking on the Iranian hostage takers, not with diplomacy or Special Forces types in helicopters, but PRESIDENT SHAFT blaxploitation style, with twin .50cal Desert Eagles blazing! Hmmm...

Note to self- contact Samuel L. Jackson and Quentin Tarentino.

LOL! My thoughts exactly! :D
 

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3) Someone made a comment about how far we've come from the 1970s in the USA that we could now elect a black President. My mind thought..."What if?"

A black President in the 1970s...complete with blowout Afro, wearing a daishiki, platforms & flares. Taking on the Iranian hostage takers, not with diplomacy or Special Forces types in helicopters, but PRESIDENT SHAFT blaxploitation style, with twin .50cal Desert Eagles blazing! Hmmm...

Note to self- contact Samuel L. Jackson and Quentin Tarentino.

"In a world filled with Iranian terrorists, only one person can bring home American Hostages.. and that man is the PRESIDENT!"

Brad Pit:"Are you sure the president said that he was going to Iran to talk to the Hijacker's, himself?"
Namelesss black actress: "I diden't say that! I sed, tha President is going to Iran ta bring tha hostages home, cuz he's one bad mamba jamba!"
Samuel L Jackson: "Shantel, You better watch your mouth..."

"The acclaimed director of Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, and Inglourious Basterds brings you a movie so outrageously bad-ass that you have to see it to believe it. Starting Chuck Norris, Brad Pitt, Eli Roth, Christian Bale and Samuel L Jackson is PRESIDENT! SHAFT"

Samuel L Jackson: "I'm going to give you to the count of three, to get yo Mother BEEEP BEEP for brains Raggity BEEP OUT of this plane! Three! "'

*SLJ pulls out two guns*
 

"Senate approval my a**! No hive a** honky is going to tell me what I can and can not do!"


Oh lordy... it would sell but I fear what the monitors will think of it here.......




and we can't forget the "red threat" in there neither. I smell an oscar folks. (or at least an MTV movie award)
 

So where is Aeson? I hope not drinkin'. I'm doing that instead! On my eighth and going strong. Pizza and pretzels will do that ;)


Keep telling myself to work on my kid's Storyhour but I find myself either cruisin' En World or working on John Play.
 

Did something else today I should not have- bought miniatures, hero clix, a gamin' book and a handful of DVDs.


The internet is sooooo easy to abuse.

X-Files seasons 2, 3 and 4

36 DDM figures

5-6 Heroclix

a few novels

I am sooooo bad.
 


President Shaft Goes to Moscow?

or wait a few years until the Russians invade to the south, at the tail end of his 2nd term...Shaftganistan!
 

So where is Aeson? I hope not drinkin'.
I was. I went to a party which was a mistake. Now I think I'm going to start drinking in earnest. I hate my life. I'm ready for a new one.

If you guys don't see me around I did something really stupid.
 


I was. I went to a party which was a mistake. Now I think I'm going to start drinking in earnest. I hate my life. I'm ready for a new one.

If you guys don't see me around I did something really stupid.

Wait a dang darn minute there.... that's MY shkickt... not yours.
 

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