I somehow get the idea if I ever tried using that line on anyone I'd just get slapped.
That story would be an interesting hot mess. I was playing a lizard folk with my son, and we went out of our way to write observations in Lizard Head Space. The diction was cool but hard, but its only readable in short doses...and yet it is the main source of notes. The other set, which was written by "The Blade's" player, is hysterical, but there is a bit of unreliable narrator there.Then I will look forward to that day, because it sounds like a very interesting story. (Much like this one!)