Uluru. "What do you mean, there's a giant rock sitting in the middle of the desert? That doesn't make sense: how did it get here? Man, talk about an obvious adventure hook!"
And from personal experience: the weather in the Rocky Mountains. "What do you mean we're stuck in a snowstorm? It's the middle of summer! Did we do something to annoy you? Just a second ago you said the weather was fine!"
And from personal experience: the weather in the Rocky Mountains. "What do you mean we're stuck in a snowstorm? It's the middle of summer! Did we do something to annoy you? Just a second ago you said the weather was fine!"