Who taught Vin Diesel how to play? That was me.
Yes, I'm the one who taught
Vin Diesel how to play D&D.
BTW, you may want to check out my
twitter account. I've started an ongoing joke about The world's Most Dangerous Dungeon Master.
The #worldsmostdangerousdungeonmaster only eats iron rations.
The #worldsmostdangerousdungeonmaster throws his dice overhand.
The #worldsmostdangerousdungeonmaster does not use the word "encounters", he says "Another opportunity to kill a PC" instead.
The #worldsmostdangerousdungeonmaster is the only guy who can use "I play D&D" as a pick-up line and have it work.
When the #worldsmostdangerousdungeonmaster rolls a critical it does triple damage.
The #worldsmostdangerousdungeonmaster doesn't use wandering monster tables, he uses going-to-hunt-you-down-and-kill-you monster tables.
The #worldsmostdangerousdungeonmaster is the guy the Gary used to call when he had a question.
Most monsters have encounter and daily powers. The #worldsmostdangerousdungeonmaster has monsters with weekly and even monthly powers.
The #worldsmostdangerousdungeonmaster knows 101 uses for a 12-sided die.
The #worldsmostdangerousdungeonmaster ran a game for Satan in '82. He wanted to check it out, but died in an orc fight and left, (big baby).
The #worldsmostdangerousdungeonmaster invented Mountain Dew to keep his players awake during days long marathon D&D sessions.
When you roll a saving throw in the #worldsmostdangerousdungeonmaster 's game, you have to put money down.
The #worldsmostdangerousdungeonmaster has a larger dice bag than yours.
The #worldsmostdangerousdungeonmaster can roll a 21 on a twenty sided die.
The #worldsmostdangerousdungeonmaster is the only DM whose party thanks him after a TPK.
The #worldsmostdangerousdungeonmaster plays with an all girl group who are pornstars. Wait, that's this guy. . .
World's Most Dangerous Dungeon Master: Sex Goddesses Play D&D
The #worldsmostdangerousdungeonmaster plays fourth edition because he has already used up the previous three.
The #worldsmostdangerousdungeonmaster says if you are dying in his game you only get one save vs death, and thats if you're lucky.
When there is a 30% chance of rain, the #worldsmostdangerousdungeonmaster is the guy who rolls to see if that happens.
The #worldsmostdangerousdungeonmaster has dice carved from human bones.
the #worldsmostdangerousdungeonmaster has minions with TWO hit points
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