Things you never knew about Spiderman

[Lizard]

He's a married motorcycle racer, not a single student.

He was not bitten by a radioactive spider, he gained his powers from aliens.

His arch-nemesis is not Doc Ock, the Green Goblin, or the Vulture, but a woman in a dominatirx outfit who summons giant monsters.

Spiderwebbing looks exactly like nylon rope.

Jumping up onto a ledge looks like jumping down from a ledge, but shown in reverse.

Spiderman has a giant robot he can summon.

His spider-costume is stored in his web shooter.

His web shooter is about the size of a bread box, and he wears it all the time, but no one ever notices.

In Japan, you can get a job teaching school even if you just disembarked from a spaceship and have no records or credentials and spend your free time wearing a dominatirx outfit and unleashing giant monsters on Spiderman.

If your wife is killed by a walking mushroom, you should dress up like Clint Eastwood in 'A Fistfull of Dollars' and beat up aliens with your guitar, which also doubles as a machinegun. And, you should take your eight-year old son with you when you do.

 

[Henry]

#1. What pharmaceuticals have you ingested in the past 24 hours?

#2. Where may I obtain them - are they over the counter, or prescription only?

#3. If I have to undergo a major operation any time soon, my I count on you to supply me?
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Seriously, I must ask, HUH?

 

[Lizard]

Seriously, I must ask, HUH?

In 1978, there was a live-action 'Spiderman' TV series in Japan. I recently viewed two episodes of it, and I learned the above Useful Facts.

It was, BTW, a licensed-from-Marvel Spiderman, not a wholly different show with the same name, though it might as well have been,

 

[Crothian]

Oh, that. I used to watch it in the mid eighties. One of the local TV stations reruned it Saturday mornings. It was pretty bad even by those standards.