This HIVE is delicious, you must eat it!

[Goldmoon]

I got a phone number tonight.

Too bad it's if there are any issues that come up and I need to call for help. lol

She did call me smart and sweet tonight.

*singing* "Go Aeson, go Aeson, Its your birthday, it's your birthday"

I'm sorry to say this, but smart and sweet isn't such a good thing. Smart and sweet USUALLY means, that you're smart and sweet and would make a good husband... for someone else...

It's sort of euphesism for "couldn't we just be friends..."

Then again, it's not always like that, she could really be liking you...

Women are complicated...

We are indeed.....but not me. I'm a simple gal.

 

[Ginnel]

*patterpatterpatterpatterpatter.....*

Flying Hug!!

Happy Birthday Blackrat!

Excellent present cane with a holder for spirits


..Wow those swords look good and cheap too.


And for Galeros

Reduce the whole of creation to smoldering ashes,Ryuujin Jakka

 

[Aeson]

*singing* "Go Aeson, go Aeson, Its your birthday, it's your birthday"



We are indeed.....but not me. I'm a simple gal.

See? I bet if you call someone sweet and smart you mean it. I bet it's not a brush off thing either.

 

[Blackrat]

I take back my happy birthday. I hope you have a horrible day. You just ruined mine.I hope it's not like that. If it is, she won't be the first and won't be the last.

Sorry . I'm just a bit of a cynic...

Have a cookie

What I've learned of women:
-They rarely say anything straight.
-If they ask your opinion on something, it only means that they have already made their mind, and are testing wether or not you understand them. So if you answer correctly, you're off the hook, but if you answer wrong, you're idiot.
-If they have a bad day, somehow it's all your fault.
-They may say they don't want any special attention, but some flowers now and then always brightens them up.
-"Does this make my butt look fat?" is the worst question they can make. It takes years of training to learn the right answer and the right way of saying it...
-If they say they are simple gals, that means that they propably are even more complicated than the rest.
-They will never admit the above statements to be true...

 

[Ginnel]

I got a phone number tonight.

Too bad it's if there are any issues that come up and I need to call for help. lol

She did call me smart and sweet tonight.

*phone ringing*

Hi, yeah its me, erm I seem to have a technical issue, technically we haven't arranged to go out for something to eat/a drink yet outside of work.

So can you help me out with this?

 

[Mustrum_Ridcully]

Happy Birthday, Blackrat!

 

[Aeson]

*phone ringing*

Hi, yeah its me, erm I seem to have a technical issue, technically we haven't arranged to go out for something to eat/a drink yet outside of work.

So can you help me out with this?

ROFL

Sorry . I'm just a bit of a cynic...

Have a cookie

What I've learned of women:
-They rarely say anything straight.
-If they ask your opinion on something, it only means that they have already made their mind, and are testing wether or not you understand them. So if you answer correctly, you're off the hook, but if you answer wrong, you're idiot.
-If they have a bad day, somehow it's all your fault.
-They may say they don't want any special attention, but some flowers now and then always brightens them up.
-"Does this make my butt look fat?" is the worst question they can make. It takes years of training to learn the right answer and the right way of saying it...
-If they say they are simple gals, that means that they propably are even more complicated than the rest.

And I thought I was jaded. Even I don't women like that. I suppose that's my inexperience.

 

[Blackrat]

ROFL

And I thought I was jaded.

Well I said I was a cynic...

There might have been a bit of irony in there, but don't tell anyone I said so...

 

[Goldmoon]

High school? Are you one of them smarties that graduated early?
I think I remember you saying something about training.

I graduated in 1994.

Sorry . I'm just a bit of a cynic...

Have a cookie

What I've learned of women:
-They rarely say anything straight.
-If they ask your opinion on something, it only means that they have already made their mind, and are testing wether or not you understand them. So if you answer correctly, you're off the hook, but if you answer wrong, you're idiot.
-If they have a bad day, somehow it's all your fault.
-They may say they don't want any special attention, but some flowers now and then always brightens them up.
-"Does this make my butt look fat?" is the worst question they can make. It takes years of training to learn the right answer and the right way of saying it...
-If they say they are simple gals, that means that they propably are even more complicated than the rest.
-They will never admit the above statements to be true...

Yes, I suppose thats true except I really am a simple gal.

 

[Ginnel]

Sorry . I'm just a bit of a cynic...

Have a cookie

What I've learned of women:
-They rarely say anything straight.
-If they ask your opinion on something, it only means that they have already made their mind, and are testing wether or not you understand them. So if you answer correctly, you're off the hook, but if you answer wrong, you're idiot.
-If they have a bad day, somehow it's all your fault.
-They may say they don't want any special attention, but some flowers now and then always brightens them up.
-"Does this make my butt look fat?" is the worst question they can make. It takes years of training to learn the right answer and the right way of saying it...
-If they say they are simple gals, that means that they propably are even more complicated than the rest.

Haha Does this make my butt look fat is not the worst question, you must be blanking it out from your memory or the girls you've been seeing haven't cottoned on to its true power yet but the question you mean is

"What are you thinking?"

*shudders*
Its usually asked when you're being couply just lying next to each other.
Whatever you do don't take to long to answer and always make it about the two of you/her.

But on the last one about simple gals you're spot on Rat