Sorry

. I'm just a bit of a cynic...
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What I've learned of women:
-They rarely say anything straight.
-If they ask your opinion on something, it only means that they have already made their mind, and are testing wether or not you understand them. So if you answer correctly, you're off the hook, but if you answer wrong, you're idiot.
-If they have a bad day, somehow it's all your fault.
-They may say they don't want any special attention, but some flowers now and then always brightens them up.
-"Does this make my butt look fat?" is the worst question they can make. It takes years of training to learn the right answer and the right way of saying it...
-If they say they are simple gals, that means that they propably are even more complicated than the rest.
-They will never admit the above statements to be true...