Pokes thread with a stick.
"Yep, there seems to be some life left in it."
Reinforce one of the more controversial points in the review by subtly mocking one of the posters who have criticised it. Follow it up with a number of smilies, just to be sure that the person I was referring to (and he knows who he is!) got the message loud and clear while clearing myself of any possible wrongdoing that would require the intervention of a moderator. Sign out, sign back in with an alt, insist that Michael Nesmith was the 5th Beatle. Log out of alt account, log back in, insult the post made by the alt because we all know Michael Nesmith is a talentless hack!