Threadkiller


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I have already killed. This is what's known as an imprint in the world of ghost hauntings. My presents is so manly that's it's been burned into the fabric of space time and the universe will not let anyone forget. Nobody else has ever achieved such splendor, such illuminosity, such validity that nobody can let it go, so they keep on repeating how beautiful and manly I truly am.

That's why the thread won't die.
 


Well that thread is my hair and since I am so manly my hair breaks your scissors.

I am so manly I carved Mount Rushmore with my left pinky rather than my right pinky because my left pinky is weaker than my right pinky.
 





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