Threadkiller

[Diamond Cross]

Psssssst.....

A man walks into a bar, says a joke, and walks out without ordering a drink.

The bartender asks "Is this some sort of joke?".

 

[Scott DeWar]

Pirate can got drunk one day and passedout. Black rat snuck up on him and this is what he woke up to:

 

[Diamond Cross]

Well this is my second five day run without anybody posting.

 

[El Mahdi]

Then you're an almost Threadkiller...

If you were being prosecuted, it would only be Attempted Threadslaughter.

 

[Diamond Cross]

Well, since we're using a computer can it be considered attempted vehicular manslaughter?

And why not womanslaughter? Isn't manslaughter chauvinistic?

Or maybe it's reverse chauvinism.

 

[Scott DeWar]

reverse chauvinism
it indicates that only men can slaughter, or be slaughtered. not fair.

What i don't like is that there are no comments on the shaved pu$$y

 

[Diamond Cross]

Beyond infinity's threshold, yo.

 

[GandalfMithrandir]

I'm pretty sure PCat would not like that picture or anyone making fun of it.

 

[Diamond Cross]

You gotta die to fly.

Yo.

 

[Scott DeWar]

I thought that to be able to fly one should accidently trip while being severly distracted and then miss the ground?