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Message: <blockquote data-quote="jasper" data-source="post: 182375" data-attributes="member: 277">Darryl the sword speaksDudes check out my adventurers with this party. Look for the Adventures of Darryl the sword.Dudes I go for chocolate brownies and look what happens.Tickle beer got mostly right. The bard got tripped out by spaghetti face and landed a gig in rolling stones castles. Bummer dudes. The Stones kids must been a quiet riot. They dressed him up like a bozo clown from Mardi grade parades. Some adventurers let down their Hair and did a Jack in Beanstalk trick and released the bard from his contract.We wandered into the small town. UBER Gramps starts laying down the story about flying airborne killer kobolds from kalamoo. This all when down a month ago. Then the Barnes (some noble family) and their barn disappeared. Then four kobolds try to due a voting drive in town. The locals get up in arms and lop off their heads off.Dudes, Billen shakes down the man for some hard coin. And everyone goes to check out the Barnes place. Nothing man. Nothing man. No little house on the prairie, no barn, just a fence, and a field of corn. And a pile of dirt being wash away. Then Tickle chick finds a Kobold track.The group hides out in corn. Night falls and suddenly. It was?.The KOBOLDS OF THE CORN!Billen starts having flashbacks about black pajamas and killer weed. Then the party starts?.The group wipes out two or three dozen kobolds. And their weasel friends. Then they run back to town to stop an attack on it. The town was safe. They backtrack to the In galls to discover a dead dog and tracks back to the Barnes. They went up the hill. And the party started.When they gain the hill the dwarf was smelling like hamburger and Tickle berry was mumbling about some heart break of hers.The group took a captive back to town for questioning.More later I going to go scope out the veggie pizza.</blockquote>

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