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Message: <blockquote data-quote="jasper" data-source="post: 242856" data-attributes="member: 277">Location Kalamazoo Listening Outpost  # 2The following is transcript from the last transmission ?Sgt Klarence Pepper  ? Tea a mot loves all the children. Yellow, green, red, black and white are pretty colors. Tea a mot loves all the children. Yellow, green, red, black and white are blessed colors. That is fact.  Hark what light appears at yon end of the tunnel! Bless my lonely heart; it is a bigger dwarf class. Suck crossbow bolt imperial capitalistic pig. Power to the kobolds. The small shall toss the big people down and bring them low. ?Sounds of crossbow fire. Faint voices from evil adventurers group.Sgt Klarence Pepper, ? Hey Colonel Custard there is an adventurer up there??Sounds of spells going off.Sgt Klarence Pepper,? Die biggums?. AAARGH!? At 0833 hrs on August 29,10017 listening post two went silent.A platoon was dispatched from base camp.End of report.Enemy contact report 1320Date Aug 29, 10017Time 1205 hrsLocation Montgomery County Harvest base 1Number of Enemy Reported: 7  Magic User Reported: 1 Casualties Yes X No      Number 40 KIACharlie platoon attack in force on top of hill. The whole unit was destroyed. Enemies defaced and beheaded all the bodies. Enemy contact report 1320Date Aug 29, 10017Time 1500 hrsLocation Montgomery County Harvest base 1Number of Enemy reported 10Casualties Yes No XEnemy has employed native workers from Heft?s mansion. And plows from Ingall?s estate. Enemy has cut down trees from top of base. They used trees to plug tunnel exit one, two and three. Also found body parts of Charlie platoon buried in exits. Suggest attack in force.Enemy contact report 1321 FINAL FINAL FINAL  Date Aug 30, 10,017Captain Mempo and Colonel Patton Report.Led by a glorious leader the Kline the Cool, we attack the enemy in coordinated attack. Delta platoon jumped as soon as enemy presented themselves under home base.  Capt Mempo and others attack the outer group of adventurers. Kline had hidden unit using fly, and invisibility spells. We attacked with surprise on our side. When the enemies resisted two fireballs, our leader order us to fall back and let the platoon take care of them. As we fly up toward home base, all the enemies targeted our leader.    Kline died while within two hundred feet of home base. His fly spell failed at this time and he splattered all over the cornfield.    The enemy destroyed delta platoon.    Harvest base one was ordered to withdraw.  After all living members were safe on home base; we were able to recover magic welcome mat carpet.    The locks were released on home base one. We hope to float to greener pastures and recruiter new spell casters.     The great cluck continues to produce magic feathers. End of report.</blockquote>

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