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<blockquote data-quote="jasper" data-source="post: 375366" data-attributes="member: 277"><p>YOU MAY CALL ME MR. FRED!</p><p></p><p>You delicious lunch able you.</p><p></p><p>Tickle burr Hair foot mention me a few posts ago. Her and her busy bodies muscled in on my nice harmless startup business venture. I just want to open a nice gourmet chain of restaurants, which would serve elves, dwarfs, halflings, humans and even gnomes for a night of fine dining.</p><p></p><p>But Killwind, Tickle foot, and gang decide to crash and destroy my hard earned company. After destroying my business associates and burning down a temple or two, they attack me in my friend’s home randomly killing some of servants. After a quick and legal defense Killwind and me stepped out for a business lunch.</p><p>He blew me off and went elsewhere.</p><p></p><p>Now here I on Abyss with no one to talk to and my hopes of being a worldwide restaurateur have been dashed. But I did learn some things. One people hate just because you are different. Second brainpower is great but not much help when you are being mugged. So I took some classes and learn how to use a rapier and scratch that spell-casting itch I had.</p><p></p><p>I then tried to make contact with Kill wind, the nerve of that boy attack me again for no reason. But he nearly peed in his pants when I whipped out my rapier and was beating him on points before he broke the connection. The next night I tried contacting Tickle wolf, she hung up on me. The nerve they destroyed my business and wouldn’t return my calls. </p><p></p><p>The final straw was last night when talking with Kill wind, the boy summons a gold dragon who wants to turn me into toe jam. The nerve. Well no more Mr. Nice Guy. The kids gloves are off and this means war!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jasper, post: 375366, member: 277"] YOU MAY CALL ME MR. FRED! You delicious lunch able you. Tickle burr Hair foot mention me a few posts ago. Her and her busy bodies muscled in on my nice harmless startup business venture. I just want to open a nice gourmet chain of restaurants, which would serve elves, dwarfs, halflings, humans and even gnomes for a night of fine dining. But Killwind, Tickle foot, and gang decide to crash and destroy my hard earned company. After destroying my business associates and burning down a temple or two, they attack me in my friend’s home randomly killing some of servants. After a quick and legal defense Killwind and me stepped out for a business lunch. He blew me off and went elsewhere. Now here I on Abyss with no one to talk to and my hopes of being a worldwide restaurateur have been dashed. But I did learn some things. One people hate just because you are different. Second brainpower is great but not much help when you are being mugged. So I took some classes and learn how to use a rapier and scratch that spell-casting itch I had. I then tried to make contact with Kill wind, the nerve of that boy attack me again for no reason. But he nearly peed in his pants when I whipped out my rapier and was beating him on points before he broke the connection. The next night I tried contacting Tickle wolf, she hung up on me. The nerve they destroyed my business and wouldn’t return my calls. The final straw was last night when talking with Kill wind, the boy summons a gold dragon who wants to turn me into toe jam. The nerve. Well no more Mr. Nice Guy. The kids gloves are off and this means war! [/QUOTE]
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