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Message: <blockquote data-quote="jasper" data-source="post: 489170" data-attributes="member: 277">spook speaksthe following takes place between Sept 19, 10,017 and Sept 24, 10,017 in not so real time.Well, I was following the party that just raided Goldie’s Lair. Now the old girl has not been around for twenty years so it has been boring keep people out. Kill win and Tickle berry start breaking down the camp. Ackmed keeps a watch out and notices a Paladin walking up. How do I know he Paladin? He does not have mud all over his pearly whites.Bucky the Wonder Paladin is amazed that Goldie is a dragon. By Thor he was sore, that his superiors did NOT tell this. His quest is to find out what happen to the old girl. I wish she reported in. Or least send a Christmas card. Or remember my birthday.Camp is broke and paladin is not happy about attending the annual biweekly fights. The party settles down on the front row. To our left is Garfield, Garflan Mac Duff, and a dwarf who thinks soap is for dopes. To our right. Oh oh ah laa that man looks fine! Joe a simple fighter with the most gorgeous eyes and a cute butt. The fight starts and Garflan choose the curtain. Out comes a local hero, who is a dwarf, and they start trading axe blows. Garflan wins his match.Pride goes before a fall. Bucky the Wonder Paladin decides he will go next. Bucky should have wondered why they waived the burial fee when he chose the box. He later commented he did not have a choice. The choices were the box and the curtain. He did not let the announcer even get to the second choice. Bets were laid against. Oh the rule for fights was begining and stop at the gong. In case of the box once the fight began last thing standing. NOTE THE HOST SAID LAST THING. Thor’s paladins are awfully slow. They bring more crossbow men down to the first rows. Some mages and clerics also move down. And what was in the box?A Minotaur!Bucky is knocked across the arena in the first charge. He wasn’t killed; he must of eaten his Purple Paladin Prune Crunchies that morning. A lot of mayhem happens and just as Bucky is about to become Minotaur Mush. Bucky sinks up to his chin in the mud. The Minotaur misses him does a bootleggers turn off one of poles and starts his charge again. The Minotaur also disappears into the muck of the arena. Then the north side stands disappear. Then the east side stands starts sinking. The party, Joe, and the dwarf team up immediately and save the wonder boy. They escape as No Name City sinks into the mud and most falls in the little stream in the valley.So a mass exodus is heading for Hartsford. On the way to Hartsford, Tickle berry starts making eyes at Joe. So I leave her a couple of presents. Speaking of presents one night during her watch, she gets smack with a one-inch ruby carved like the Maltese Falcon. It has the initials “GT” and note I could not read!We arrive at Hartsford and all pile into one room. Tickle berry has business with the local mob.  I don’t know how it went down. But last night I found out that Joe’s has nice lips.</blockquote>

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