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Message: <blockquote data-quote="jasper" data-source="post: 791518" data-attributes="member: 277">spooky speaksBoth Celwyn and Ackmed had been study for the past week; I guess they finally passed their exams. Celwyn has bulked up, lots of nice big muscles. Ackmed has a thoughtful look on his face.As I was tying Ackmed’s shoelaces together, I heard Celwyn and Tickleberry talking about running Ackmed for town council. I quickly retied his shoes and sneaked into the other room. Hmm politics. Lots of jokes there! Just as I was wrapping my mind around the possibilities, Ronco Betide knows on the door asking for Lilybo!It appears Lilybo was really a moneychanger! After a quick discussion, Ronco lets drop that Lilybo had a summer mansion to the east. After a quick hiring spree, we load the horse to check it out. After defeating flying belly flopping trolls, we enter the house. We sneak up stairs and off another troll. Ackmed toss more oil on the troll and shoves it out the window, the door to room flies open. I thought we had secured it. An ogre and a troll enter. The ogre yells that he is Lilybo. The troll yells he is Lilybo. They look at each other and yell, “We are Lilybo!” Oh great the evil spirit of the thief Lilybo is confused and taking over monsters. The Lilybo troll yells for it minions and takes a step back. The ogre charges. I notice that the ogre is wearing a copper crown and the troll is wearing a silver crown. I take high cover and start getting ready to cast. Then a Chinese Laurel and Hardy routine begins with out the bad piano music.Tickle berry was closest to the door. She takes a swing at ogre and starts back flipping…    out the window… on top of the burning troll… Celwyn, who was next to window, starts humming the “Hey Mr. Custard” and dives out the window… on top of the troll.The ranger and Ronco were next in line. They had drawn their swords and set for the charge. The ranger goes pale as Tickleberry cartwheels between his legs. He throws a Hail Mary slot shot …   turns …  and dives out the window…   on top of the burning troll… Ronco grits his teeth and throws an ankle cutter shot. Turns… and is knocked out the window … by the ogre’s baseball swing… on top of the burning troll…I notice that Ackmed is about release a fireball into the ogre’s nose. And since I only three above this flaming booger, I fly out the window.  The same time the wizard cuts loose and drops out the window… on top of the burning troll…  We all missed the burning troll!The ogre slumps dead or mostly dead out the window! The copper crown flies off its head. Ackmed catches it just as he makes a three-point landing. You know those landings. Feet and Seat!We retreat to horses hoping the other trolls don’t catch up with us. Half the group is chewed up between the three trolls and confused ogre. Ackmed insisted of wearing the crown home.</blockquote>

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