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Message: <blockquote data-quote="jasper" data-source="post: 791580" data-attributes="member: 277">Ogre Lilybo speaksOgre LilyboI was eating halfling and human on a half shield when I had a revelation! I am Lilybo KING OF OGRE THIEVES!I gather my relatives and we visit the small village of Slapout. The morning after finishing off the blacksmith for dinner, the town watch. Burp! Let me clarify, the town guard from Hartsford arrived for the yearly pick up of weapons. My relatives are ate bunch of halflings, I mean ogres. The guards came prepared and I had leave.I wandered for a few weeks until I came across myself in charge of some trolls. After eating a wagon train or two, I decided the cave complex sucked. I talked with myself. Lilybo and I decide to go back to my summerhouse. I arrived and we promptly ate Aunt Bee and Opie.  Hired help should not ask for pay raises when I having a bad week.About of week or two later, I was playing cards with myself. Even when cheating, I was losing to myself. Lilybo’s boys were trashing the place and it sounded like some of them jumped out the windows. But I had ordered the house doors to be strong and nearly sound proof. I and myself heard a noise near the end of house. I and myself rose to check it out. I saw myself tuck an ace into my crown. I will have to talk to me about cheating.We walk down to my spare bedroom. As we enter I notice a group of brigands who has just murdered one of Lilybo’s trolls. I announce myself. The guilty party members look up and go pale. It is nice being only three feet high and put terror in a group of low level adventurers. I charge and I yell for the boys while going for help.The party panics and all but one jump out the window. As I go to backslap a mage he throws something up my nose.Ahh…   Ahh…  Ahh… Ahhcoo BOOM!</blockquote>

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