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Message: <blockquote data-quote="jasper" data-source="post: 791701" data-attributes="member: 277">Lilybo the trollI was nibbling on a knight’s knee one night when it became clear. I am Lilybo guild head of all the troll rogues. I polish my silver crown to a high shine. And get to work. You know trolls are hard to train. Gee you think they were honor students from SlapOut middle school. After a couple weeks of training and pounding my head against the wall, I decide to improve the cave complex. I leave a note at my out of town drop for Larry Trap builder. He arrives at the meeting location and faints. He is overwhelmed with my presence. Larry starts on his work after I nibble off the toes on his left foot. However, he needs help and I have to find it in short order. I do. But the gnomes are not happy when some of my trollish brethren snack on them. After many beatings, on both the trolls and gnomes they work together. Larry does a good job. Just be before Larry visited, my boys found my pet Rover, so I had Larry include him in the trap. I paid Larry off and ripped of his right leg and beat him with it. The boys snacked his left leg.I teamed up with myself later. You know mom doesn’t know she gave birth to an ogre. That will make the next family reunion very interesting. We decide to blow the cave complex. I swing by Hartsford to have dinner with Larry. After a small snack of gnomes, we arrive at my summer home. I feed the hired help to the boys. That will teach Aunt Bee to make sure to dust the corners of the rooms. I hang out with myself and I start a major poker game. Even when cheating I having a hard time winning. I hear a noise at the back bedroom and I and myself go to check it out. On the way out, I notice myself tucking an ace into my crown.  I will have to talk to me about cheating. If that troll is ripping up my wallpaper, I am going to put my foot so far up…  Myself and I announce ourselves. It is a bunch of want a be rogues. With Ronco, a guy I had done business with. I leave to go get the boys for supper. And myself charges.As I get half way down the hall, a huge fireball cooks off. After I rally the boys, the house is too far-gone in flames. I call for Rover and make a head count. I have three MIA’s and one killed. I hate alchemist fire.Ok my Ronco von Peel you have invaded my house. Killed my guests. Murder myself. And stole my copper crown. I will be hunting for you now.</blockquote>

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